I'm training for the freeones olympics!....

[sleep]

...what event am I entered in?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Hopefully, bridge jumping onto concrete...

 

[L3ggy]

Now that'll be a great event.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Epic ass reaming.

BlueBalls is the trainer for that event here.

 

[sleep]

Hopefully, bridge jumping onto concrete...

Yaaa, that's my favorite next to drunken corbra milking!

Epic ass reaming.

BlueBalls is the trainer for that event here.

Ooo! Heard he's hard and to the point..

 

[L3ggy]

Remember to take a King Cobra.

 

[StanScratch]

The Anal Sex Event is also rather big. Ah, hell, in reality they are all anal sex events.

 

[Legzman]

I dunno, but you better have a strong forearm!

 

[PirateKing]

Yaaa, that's my favorite next to drunken corbra milking!

Ooo! Heard he's hard and to the point..

Well done sir. You counterbalanced those two as a pro would.

 

[tiger1977]

Leapfrog with a unicorn???

 

[D-rock]

I think there is a "cleaning up after Roald" event. Nobody has ever went through and finished it. :1orglaugh

 

[sleep]

Leapfrog with a unicorn???

Nice!

 

[sleep]

I think there is a "cleaning up after Roald" event. Nobody has ever went through and finished it. :1orglaugh

Not! Part! of my training regime! (I Hope), this is getting strenuous.


*note to self, call Mike Rowe in am , per best NBC suits avail at discount..

Leapfrog with a unicorn???

Will a Narwhal work?

..as I don't live in a land that's full of Unicorns and Glitter..

 

[Death-Proof-69]

The Anal Sex Event is also rather big. Ah, hell, in reality they are all anal sex events.

well, if you have to get technical i suppose

 

[Tittyman5000]

Well if your training, can you give us a hint? Does it involve Javelin Insertion? Or Long Distance Sperm Shooting?

 

[sleep]

Looks like I'm off the team...

"More titties please"!


But on the plus side I appear to be currently craving boobs!:drool1:


...and no not Roalds or Blueballs! Not yours either Mr. LurkyDurky!

I want lovely, nicely shaped feminine titties!

Thanks for laughing at me and with me last night folks, it is the best medicine!



Damn! *scrathes top of head*

"where was I yesterday"?

Someone at Freeones is takin' the piss, the thingy under my login name is changing with every post.

:dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Looks like I'm off the team...

"More titties please"!


But on the plus side I appear to be currently craving boobs!:drool1:


...and no not Roalds or Blueballs! Not yours either Mr. LurkyDurky!

I want lovely, nicely shaped feminine titties!

Thanks for laughing at me and with me last night folks, it is the best medicine!



Damn! *scrathes top of head*

"where was I yesterday"?

Someone at Freeones is takin' the piss, the thingy under my login name is changing with every post.

:dunno:

 

[Member442]

Freeones Olympics that sounds fun is there going to be mud wrestling? I would want to compete in that.

 

[STDiva]

How about you enter the shutting the hell up contest, huh?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

We're going to need victi--- um, volunteers for the "Fastest Ban" competition... You seem like a good candidate.