In the morning I got in a fight with myself, I got the bruises to prove it.

[Tittyman5000]

:sing: I guess we're really over, so come over, i'm not over it.

 

[Mr_Balls]

Last time I zeroed out my bank account while drinking I beat myself up.
I sure did teach myself a lesson...I am such a good mentor to myself.

 

[Neutron66]

 

[L3ggy]

Welcome to the club...

 

[PirateKing]

Did you at least get your 52 weekly paychecks?

 

[Mr_Balls]

I got enough to shack up with a lady friend for two weeks.
Until the next paycheck.
My house is sweet.