iPod Touch- Anyone know how to upload porn onto it?

[MagickLyfe]

...well? I wish I knew how, but I can't find a way. Any help would be appreciated, please. I know how to get pictures, but not videos, unless, of course, I buy them from iTunes, but they do not sell porn.

 

[Namreg]

it's a CRApple product, so instead of making their device compatible with normal video codecs (like divx), they try to push their proprietary shit on you. from the apple website:

"H.264 video, up to 1.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Low-Complexity version of the H.264 Baseline Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; H.264 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Baseline Profile up to Level 3.0 with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Simple Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats"

thus, you need a program that can encode your existing videos into one that they support (mpeg4/h264). here's a link to some free ones (SUPER and handbrake), but googling around will find you some more:
http://gulwestfale.net/freeprograms/videotools.htm

i recommend you use SUPER, as it has ipod profiles already built-in and is rather easy to use.

 

[Torre82]

Ya know normally I'd actually provide the way, but for fuck's sake..toss that piece of shit product and buy a PSP3. Wider screen, better battery life and as much drive space as your money allows. an iPod means smaller dick size, so stop being a smallcock and upgrade to a real device that doesnt force you to convert your files a dozen times over and lets you actually control your media. I understand.. You Might be at college.. you're experimenting.. you finally got a penis inside you and your boyfriend gave you an iPod. Return it. Get your money back. It's not worth it. Believe me. Believe the people who post after and before me. Just.. trust in a wisdom greater than your own. Please.

 

[Namreg]

or get an archos 5 like me... 60GB of space, touch screen, and compatible with pretty much every format known to mankind. and a real web browser, too.

 

[Torre82]

or get an archos 5 like me... 60GB of space, touch screen, and compatible with pretty much every format known to mankind. and a real web browser, too.

You're speaking friggin' latin to the fucktards. They want ease of use and brandname recognition.. until.. OH SHIT.. none of my files work! WHATEVER DO I DO?!? Ask the geek. The geek said I fucked up buying a popular brand? What? Think for myself and buy an actual brand? Pffft. Nerdy socialists trying to make me convert my files to Obama file format. Screw that.

::clicks edit and types more::

Sorry to be so forward. So direct. Soo.. truthful. Apple offers nothing short of an innovative interface. Anything besides apple usually offers an interface you'll actually have to LEARN. Sorry but convenience comes at a cost of five minutes of reading. Cry hard, ya puss. Your file formats are taboo to apple's iStore.. or whatever they friggin' call it. You should return your device immediately and buy an actual MULTIMEDIA PLAYER.

 

[Namreg]

with the accent on MULTI