Is "Big dick bastard" considered an Insult or compliment?

[zdenka]

My girlfriend called me that, just before she left her house, when I asked if she could cook me fried rice for tonight. "okay, big dick bastard" She wasn't smiling or laughing when she replied, so I don't know how to take it. Any clues guys?

 

[squallumz]

if you have to ask, youll never know.

really. if you dont know if you're in trouble or not, id start paying more attention. :1orglaugh

fried rice. i mean, whats that take, 3 minutes? lazy!

 

[busenbust]

:laugh: did she bang the door before she left ?

 

[zdenka]

if you have to ask, youll never know.

really. if you dont know if you're in trouble or not, id start paying more attention. :1orglaugh

fried rice. i mean, whats that take, 3 minutes? lazy!

I'm just not sure if she got a bit upset bc she's Asian. but I meant it as a joking way. And no she didn't bang the door, if I remembered correctly. We hadn't argue before either, so maybe I'm just paranoid that's all.

 

[squallumz]

I'm just not sure if she got a bit upset bc she's Asian. but I meant it as a joking way. And no she didn't bang the door, if I remembered correctly. We hadn't argue before either, so maybe I'm just paranoid that's all.

well, the way you responded makes me think you were making a joke at her expense because she's asian.

were you? if so, yeah dude thats messed up, and this is coming from someone part asian. also, not all asians know how to make fried rice, do martial arts, or are good at math.

i can see how she got offended. she prolly got poked fun of a lot being asian growing up or maybe she still does. its no fun. i say its time to apologize. be nice to the girl!

do the smart thing and just say sorry. obviously, you're feeling guilty.

 

[busenbust]

yeah, say sorry -- with flowers !

 

[zdenka]

yeah, say sorry -- with flowers !

uhh I don't know. I don't want to over-react when she's not upset about it, and I don't want to make a fuss over nothing. Will probably give her a call later to hear her voice.. if she's upset she probably sound cold. hope not.

 

[The Grasshopper]

Get her flowers anyway you big dick bastard, it can't hurt matters. :tongue:

 

[Lost999.]

People with big dicks dont give a fuck if people are pissed! Who cares what she thinks if your dick is big she will be back no matter how pissed she was. I use my to embrass other people.

 

[BlueBalls]

It's a blatant insult. If I were you I'd shoot her in the face.

 

[PirateKing]

If being a bastard is a given, then all that's left is a compliment.

Or perhaps you used misheard. In which case "bug dick bastard" sounds like a blatant insult and there's no point in even asking. Did you check your penis to verify?

 

[squallumz]

If being a bastard is a given, then all that's left is a compliment.

Or perhaps you used misheard. In which case "bug dick bastard" sounds like a blatant insult and there's no point in even asking.

or maybe dick meant dick in a bad way. as in someones a dick.

he might have got the double whammy.

 

[PirateKing]

or maybe dick meant dick in a bad way. as in someones a dick.

he might have got the double whammy.

True, true. Still, she should have used dickhead to be more clear. How is her English?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I'd say not.

'You lying, tiny-pricked fantasist' is an insult, as is 'you are hung like a baby carrot and two petite pois' .

Notice the subtle difference?

 

[zdenka]

How is her English?

It's not her first language that's for sure! hahaha I called her work a couple hours ago and she's okay.. told me she was just being cheeky about it *BREATHES SIGH OF RELIEF!* I knew it!! :1orglaugh

People with big dicks dont give a fuck if people are pissed! Who cares what she thinks if your dick is big she will be back no matter how pissed she was. I use my to embrass other people.

haha that's true To be honest I'd prefer she get pissed and call me 'Big dick bastard' than a 'small dick cutie' hahah :1orglaugh

Thanks guys!

 

[Ulysses31]

Maybe she was calling your Big Dick a bastard and has got nothing against you?

 

[StanScratch]

She could have been ironic.

If you do feel there is something you need to apologize to her for, though, I would...with your dick.

 

[Deepcover]

I'm just not sure if she got a bit upset bc she's Asian. but I meant it as a joking way. And no she didn't bang the door, if I remembered correctly. We hadn't argue before either, so maybe I'm just paranoid that's all.

See that's what you get for dating an Asian chick, they'll make you starting acting paranoid.

 

[STDiva]

Big dick bastard, depending on where she's from can be translated to "worthless, trashbag shithead" or "east African vaginal parasite".

 

[luis1972]

no matter sat what you want