Is fake baked extreme holly dead or alive?

[Johann Splooge]

Is fake baked Extreme Holly dead or alive? When she never ate 100 cheeseburgers per sitting she starting to get in ok shape and she is a pure sex deviant.

 

[Torre82]

... the fuck?

This sense. Makes not. Such the way of jedi is. Tard jedi, meant I?

 

[Kil4Thril]

Holly retired. Bailed out.

 

[stampede2873]

What? You lost me...

 

[BlueBalls]

When she never ate 100 cheeseburgers per sitting she starting to get in ok shape and she is a pure sex deviant.

I once ate 100 cheeseburgers in one sitting, not because I was taking part in a porn scene. Sadly my pornography days are long since over, ever since I had my unfortunate accident with Jane Buttox who saldy passed away, choking on a mouthful of 60 different types of semen one of which was mine. I will never foget that day ladies and gentlemen, now that I think back it was a cold day, unseasonably cold, even for London. The sun was out but low on the horizon and the birds were out in full bloom.

The scene itself, not much come's to mind, it was your usual 60:1 gang bang senario, you all get three or four turns etc etc. What I remember are the screams, the screams of fear ans anger, the screams of desperation and then, the silence. They say silence is golden, not on that day. The silence was deafening, so much so that there was not much else to do but run, run away, run towards life.

What followed was a lengthy court case to find out who were the guilty parties, me and my fellow "cast members" were released without charge, whilst the director and producer were fined £4000 each and sentance to 6 months comunity service.

And so after getting off, I went to McDonalds where I stayed for at least 11 hours, eating cheeseburger after cheeseburger until I could no more, 100 to be exact. But I'll advise you this, do not try it, for you like me will walk 20 paces outside the doors of whatever establishment you are in and fall victim to a heart attack no man nor woman has ever seen you will rive in an agony that has not been seen by human eyes since the dark ages. That is the way of the cheeseburger, the law if you will. They have some sort of mythical power over us, that yes enjoy them but if you go to far and put your own welfare in their hands they will punish you severly because, that is not how the rightious cheeseburgers were meant to be eaten;

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me....

You think this was written about God!?! Oh how wrong you are, this was written about cheeseburgers!!! So take heed in my words dear reader because on one fine day when you decide to have "just one more" you will think to yourself "no, they would not want me to".

 

[Darkness_Ash]

dude where did you find that article?

 

[Hot Mega]

... the fuck?

This sense. Makes not. Such the way of jedi is. Tard jedi, meant I?

Epic!!
:rofl2:

 

[tannerm]

... the fuck?

This sense. Makes not. Such the way of jedi is. Tard jedi, meant I?

Haha. Nice one.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

This thread you need to visit I think. Alleviate butthurt it will.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=310879&highlight=butthurt