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is the fleshlight safe to use?

bridgetisgod

Junior Olympic Pole Vaulter
all the fronts seem to so small i'd be a faid of hurting myself.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
You have to use lube of course.

Then its absolutely safe. And before you ask you can neither get HIV nor STDs from it. ;)
 

skechers

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
"It's like fucking a flashlight."

-Seth Rogan.

:D haha
 

EwaSonnetIsGod

I need to clean my screen
Maybe you could try it on your dog first. If he gets off, its ok...if you get off, then youve got a problem.
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/friday said:
Friday[/URL][/B] on my mind, post: 3501061, member: 44516"]I prefer Ben Gay.:scream:

Tiger balm...
 

mongo18

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
all the fronts seem to so small i'd be a faid of hurting myself.

I think the OP was trying to imply he's SO FUCKING HUGE that he couldn't possibly fit into a tiny little fleshlight.
 

stallion2

I'm touching myself right now!
I think the OP was trying to imply he's SO FUCKING HUGE that he couldn't possibly fit into a tiny little fleshlight.

that was my initial thought...i figured that you might as well skip the light and head to southern cal. who needs a fleshlight when you're packin' a python. if it doesn't work out you've lost nothing, go back to wherever it is you're from and get the light. however it sounds like you may need a custom model...something similar in size to the light that makes the 'Bat Signal.' of course then everyone is gonna know when you're jerking off......awww fuck it, you're on your own...i'm in no position to help...not when my Fleshlight disguises itself as one of those Maglights you clip to your key chain. GOOD LUCK W/ YOUR GIANT COCK!!!
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/friday said:
Friday[/URL][/B] on my mind, post: 3501135, member: 44516"]Vicks Vapo Rub?

Hell ya! :nanner:
 
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