is there a downside to being a lesbian?

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Besides having to wear femullets, lumberjack shirts, pretending to enjoy k.d. lang or Melissa Etheridge, the obligation to reciprocate cunnilingus, the persecution by pretty much every religion, and Ellen Degeneres? No, no downside.

 

[meesterperfect]

I tried to be a lesbian but they told me I couldnt because I was a guy.
Who are they to tell me what I can and cant be based on my gender?
Its discrimination, and in this day and age? I thought we as a society were past all that.
I guess we true lesbians still have a long way to go.
Fucking hypocrites.

 

[RichardNailder]

I believe everyone in this thread is mentally retarded.

Hey, look! I'm in this thread.

Obviously I'm a lesbian.






Wait, what?

I'm no fucking lesbian!

 

[LukeEl]

The only downside that I can think of about being a lesbian is writing your name in the snow standing up whilst peeing.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm no fucking lesbian!

No, you're just a creepy, creepy guy.

 

[sualcalay]

1 downside: Haters are gonna hate harder!

 

[Boothbabe]

Synchronizing periods can be fun. Especially if you have a wife that gets grumpy if she's on her period

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm no fucking lesbian!

Ah, so that's what happened to tunsty! Good to know. :hatsoff:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Besides often being completely shunned by your family, being denied rights other citizens have, being ostracized by many sectors of your community, being able to legally be fired from your job in most states just because of your sexuality…..no I can’t think of downside.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Synchronizing periods can be fun. Especially if you have a wife that gets grumpy if she's on her period

Don't you just have a "reset" button?

:dunno:

 

[Boothbabe]

Don't you just have a "reset" button?

:dunno:

I'd settle for a sleep mode button :1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd settle for a sleep mode button :1orglaugh

I thought that was the clitoris? Stimulate for 10 minutes or until climax is reached. Sleep will follow.

 

[Boothbabe]

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Upside-You are a woman therefore have a pussy.

I would love to be a woman for a day. Imagine squeezing your own boobs.

 

[RichardNailder]

Imagine squeezing your own boobs.

Ah hell, just wait till you're 50.............. Worked for me! :surprise:

 

[Boothbabe]

Imagine squeezing your own boobs.

I imagine it's the same as you squeezing your manboobs, it gets old quickly.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

I imagine it's the same as you squeezing your manboobs, it gets old quickly.

Maybe i should gain like 100 pounds and try it out.