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[SOLVED] It's Melanie -- No, Michelle -- No! Who's this Mystery redhead!?

Know-way

Girls love me… In theory
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She first caught my eye in "Captain Stabbin" (Episode "Ass Blasting Time"), where she is identified as Melanie. So fun-loving, so lustful and so bodily voluptuous, displaying a marvelous warmth, with a glowing smile rarely leaving her face.

Then I noticed her in "Bangbus," where her name (and episode) were identified as Michelle. Her character was a German tourist, indicating she most likely is German in real life (since they often base these "reality" skits on familiar details), and gave her age as 28, around five years ago.

Look at the way I'm identified at left at the present time: "Help! I don't know how to use the Search Function!" Hey, hey, hey! Am I that incompetent? (Please don't answer.) No, it's just that these actresses who identify themselves with single names will be impossible to find -- what am I going to do with all of the Michelles and Melanies that will come up in a search result? If only her name were something like "Cher" or "Madonna," maybe I wouldn't be bothering you guys with this. (Maybe.)

Thanks loads in advance.






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Know-way

Girls love me… In theory
Fellows, I feel bad about bumpin' this one up, but within minutes of posting, this was already buried near the bottom of the page, soon to be relegated to obscurity -- thanks to all of the bumpity-bump-bumpers not giving new entries a chance. It's a grind, I say, the old bump and grind.

I felt somewhat optimistic that this one would not be too hard.
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Know-way

Girls love me… In theory
It was a matter of pride; my description (""Help! I don't know how to use the Search Function!"") made me feel so inferior, I decided to make use of the "Browse FreeOnes by Category or First Letter" function that I just discovered on top of the page. I clicked on "M" and it took a while to scrounge around the many entries, but by spot-checking the handy face=photographs of all the "Melanies," and then the "Michelles," I could see our mystery redhead remains an unknown - and this wasn't going to be as easy as I thought.

How could Melanie/Michelle be so undiscovered? She's got an AMAZING body, curves that truly jump out in the finest feminine fashion, as well as a great face, and if any feel she has shortcomings, she more than makes up for them with a genuine, heartfelt personality, and with the most exuberant, uninhibited sexuality. (She's got a habit of slapping her own ass when she gets excited -- irresistible.) She is so in contrast to many porn actresses who get by with their phony posturing.

As a comparative aside, I ran into another delightful performer named "Ramona" from "Milf Lessons." (And what made her wonderful was the convincingly meek character she played, not that she was all that terribly outstanding.) Out of curiosity, I checked into her, and she has quite a following... despite the fact that she may have made only one other porno, just like (apparently) our girl here. It astounds me that she has caught no one's eye. Now it becomes a matter of pride; come on, experts -- what do you think?

Now the description under my name has changed to: "What are these words under my name?" Is FreeOnes trying to give me a stupidity complex?
 

Know-way

Girls love me… In theory
Dunno why I feel like apologizing for doing what everyone else is doing, the bumpity-bump -- but threads so quickly get lost in the crowd around here. I'm hoping one of the experts will have a handle on this lass.
 

Know-way

Girls love me… In theory
Just looked around at another intriguing Bangbus actress I wanted to know more about (coincidentally also appearing on Capt. Stabbin: Dede Lopez), and she was discussed on not one, but several FreeOnes threads. Interesting, isn't it, how some you'd think is deserving of attention can slip through the cracks, apparently so totally, like Melissa/Melanie?
 

Know-way

Girls love me… In theory
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Bumping after over two years ain't overdoing the bumping. Hopefully, a fresh pair of eyes can add insight.

Thanks in advance.

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