*** It's monday morning - FINALLY!!! ***

[thenick]

It's monday morning in your beloved office. You realize the fellow worker in the next cubicle looks like this:




What is your first reaction?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I'd put my hands up, because he/she has an iPo...errm...I mean an AK in hand! :ak47:

 

[thenick]

Dang! I was too lame to write down my soooo important poll questions within 5 minutes ... :crash: Here they are anyways :wave2:

1 I call my shrink
2 I call mom
3 I grab my dick (Freeones got FIRST Priority, right?!?)
4 I grab his dick
5 I should better drink a coffee first !!!!
6 Huh? What??? My eyes are still closed yet ...
7 Wtf!!!! It is using MY iPod !!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 I try to remember why I am in this room at night time
9 I try to buy the AK, ammo included
10 I try to buy the hot babe in the opposite cubicle!
11 I put my hands up (Hello maleonetwo )

 

[BDwestcoast]

Try to figure out how I was sucked into Resident Evil 5

 

[thenick]

Resident Evil 5

:rofl2:

You better read the fine print in your labor contract ...

 

[gunslingingbird]

Oh, that's Joe. He works in receiving.

 

[Skyraider22]

Number 3:1orglaugh

 

[Sicario]

It's Monday morning in your beloved office. You realize the fellow worker in the next cubicle looks like this:




What is your first reaction?

Immediately I would set up a blind date with that fucking bitch of an ex-girlfriend.

 

[tiger1977]

I grab my .45 out of my desk and unload a few rounds into its chest at close range.

 

[lurkingdirk]

he's going to need you to go ahead and come in on saturday...

 

[STDiva]

I grab my .45 out of my desk and unload a few rounds into its chest at close range.

sic

 

[Facetious]

Speaking of Monday - My recent favorite, if I may

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3526306&postcount=102

 

[thenick]

I grab my .45 out of my desk and unload a few rounds into its chest at close range.

Because IT is having a pizza???????? :rofl:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'd call management and let them know the janitor is loose out of its cage again during the daytime working hours...

If nothing is taken care of by noon I call immigration.