I've got vodkazvictim's home address...

[Red XXX]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 5246109, member: 114093"]Then Red has the highest bid so far...

I'm rich :2 cents:

 

[Petra]

Shame on you, Petra! Trying to make money out of something everybody can find on Google for free in a few seconds:

http://www.hmprisonservice.gov.uk/prisoninformation/locateaprison/prison.asp?id=502,15,2,15,502,0

Hey, I need gnome money!

 

[vodkazvictim]

I got the silver sixpence from the christmas pudding!

You could have my address for free if I thought you'd visit
Awww, I'm sorry Petra, did I just make the most valuable offer in your auction dissapear? :tongue:

Hehehe, Vodka's gonna get violated in his own house.

Not really - I'm not there at current, so whoever breaks in would either get flatmate/landlord.

Shame on you, Petra! Trying to make money out of something everybody can find on Google for free in a few seconds:

http://www.hmprisonservice.gov.uk/prisoninformation/locateaprison/prison.asp?id=502,15,2,15,502,0

GeniuS!

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Since I don't have much money at the moment, can I offer my virgin blood as a bid?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Since I don't have much money at the moment, can I offer my virgin blood as a bid?

You're blood will no longer be virgin should you visit me

 

[ApolloBalboa]

You're blood will no longer be virgin should you visit me

That's what I was counting on.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I wasn't aware that homeless shanty cardboard towns had actual addresses.

 

[Red XXX]

You could have my address for free if I thought you'd visit

You'd regret that! I have a funny habit of turning up in the most unusual of places :surprise:

 

[Trident1]

Isn't he a bartender at The Green Man?

 

[L3ggy]

I got 500 Svenska Kronor.

 

[Tittyman5000]

How about a trade for delicious fruitcake? hmm? Fruitcake for fruitcake?

 

[windowsxp02]

You'd regret that! I have a funny habit of turning up in the most unusual of places :surprise:

I would like to be there ?

 

[Petra]

Now he's insulted women drivers...I'll throw in a dildo along with his address.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I wasn't aware that homeless shanty cardboard towns had actual addresses.

My address: Go to Cambridge or Leicester UK (I move between the two at least once a month) and follow the smell of alcohol and vomit.

You'd regret that! I have a funny habit of turning up in the most unusual of places :surprise:

I'd never regret getting my filthy grubby lil paws on you

Now he's insulted women drivers...I'll throw in a dildo along with his address.

Oh don't take it to heart; it's not my fault there's nothing good to be said about women drivers.
I'm a better driver and I don't drive!
Women drivers are like the Dutch, silly Cthulhu cultists and those silly buggers who like kinky sex ; there's nothing good to be said about them! It's just that simple!

 

[Red XXX]

My address: Go to Cambridge or Leicester UK (I move between the two at least once a month) and follow the smell of alcohol and vomit.

I'd never regret getting my filthy grubby lil paws on you

Oh don't take it to heart; it's not my fault there's nothing good to be said about women drivers.
I'm a better driver and I don't drive!
Women drivers are like the Dutch, silly Cthulhu cultists and those silly buggers who like kinky sex ; there's nothing good to be said about them! It's just that simple!

A trade for fruitcakes quite tempting

 

[bustybbwlover]

could i bake you a cake?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Go out into the streets. And listen.

Listen.

Listen for the sniggers of a fiancée whose tightly puckered asshole is being blindly and futilely stabbed at by a flaccid, be-vodka'd cock.

And you've found him!

 

[PirateKing]

Go out into the streets. And listen.

Listen.

Listen for the sniggers of a fiancée whose tightly puckered asshole is being blindly and futilely stabbed at by a flaccid, be-vodka'd cock.

And you've found him!

You don't have to listen to the sniggers. They're stifled by the frustrated drunk obscenities being shouted by Vodka as he tries to get the job done.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Go out into the streets. And listen.

Listen.

Listen for the sniggers of a fiancée whose tightly puckered asshole is being blindly and futilely stabbed at by a flaccid, be-vodka'd cock.

And you've found him!

hahaha ouch!

 

[Red XXX]

could i bake you a cake?

Oh...yes please :drool1: