assari
God damn it, Baconsalt!
Famous Jehovah's Witnesses
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
-Venus Williams
-Prince
-Patti Smith
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-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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-Prince
-Patti Smith
-Naomi Campbell
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Jehovah's Witnesses
- Thread starter assari
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you forgot Michael Jackson and the entire Jackson family.
first off, they do believe in an afterlife. they call it paradise. they say if you know god as jehovah and are baptised as a witness you can go to paradise. they dont call it church they call it meeting.
the religion was invented by a teenage boy in the 1800s. they dont celebrate holidays because they believe every day should be a celebration. they dont believe in symbolism because they see it as worship.
its a very fucked up religion and very non-social. you are forbidden to socialize outside of the church. only work is acceptable with non-believers. you are required to go out in service. My grandma has been going out in service with Katherine Jackson, Michael's mother. for 30 years. they attend the same Kingdom Hall in Encino.
first off, they do believe in an afterlife. they call it paradise. they say if you know god as jehovah and are baptised as a witness you can go to paradise. they dont call it church they call it meeting.
the religion was invented by a teenage boy in the 1800s. they dont celebrate holidays because they believe every day should be a celebration. they dont believe in symbolism because they see it as worship.
its a very fucked up religion and very non-social. you are forbidden to socialize outside of the church. only work is acceptable with non-believers. you are required to go out in service. My grandma has been going out in service with Katherine Jackson, Michael's mother. for 30 years. they attend the same Kingdom Hall in Encino.
assari
God damn it, Baconsalt!
Jackson family has a bad reputation, so I will not mention them.
I want to belive that Michael Jackson is innocent, but his reputation is vague.
Your grandmother and Michael's mother are equal in the sight of God.
Anonyne#017
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Never had any jehovas knocking at my door... They must have added me to their blacklist before even trying...
Early in the year we got hit hard by them. They just kept coming back even though I told them I wasn't interested. So one day, this woman knocks on the door and without even hearing her out, my hubby slams the door in her face (I wasn't home yet). As it turned out, this poor woman was the new person who would be renting the house right next to us and she had come over to introduce herself. 
He at least lets them pull out the Watch Tower before slamming the door in their face now.
He at least lets them pull out the Watch Tower before slamming the door in their face now.
assari
God damn it, Baconsalt!
If you like to meet them you can always contact them and ask them to come to your home.
Religion is a matter which shold not be to impose.
It may be that it is useless to go borrow sugar or flour from her after that incident.
Nah, I made nice with her by making my hubby fill our trailer with her garden debris to take to the dump instead of her hauling it in garbage bags in her car.
bobjustbob
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Jewish Witnesses? No, no right to vote unless they can show a gas bill.
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I worked with two of them nice people but very undetermined and insecure people but they never bothered me personally with their opinions. However some years ago, two Jeovah Witnesses rang at my door a Saturday early in the morning. I opened the door, stared at them with a very evil eye and yelled on them:"What is the point of waking up people so fucking early? You do realize that people have a life and don't necessary want to hear your religious drivel? Next time, you want to give me something put it in my mail box and never bother to ring at my door ever again.". Needless to say that after that I have never had a single fucking visit from Jeowah Witness.
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Anonyne#017
Can I flirt with you?
No thanks, I'm all happy without them. What happened with your false-christianity? Are you a false-jehova now? Interestingly enough, I've never had a jehova telling me about their religions, but it seems to be always non-jehovas talking and knowing the most about their ideals...
assari
God damn it, Baconsalt!
True Christian does not despise Jehovas Witnesses.
In my view Christian and Jehova's Witnesses are one and the same thing.
They may have little different ways, but we have the same God.
mentator75
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:drool2: I thought this was the Niche and Fetish Thread
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maybe an anal site entitled "The End is Near"
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
It's not about their beliefs. I'm sure they are basically good people looking to spread some good. It's just annoying of them knocking on my door trying to sell me something. They wouldn't be there unless they were looking to get money. If I'm in the market for a vacuum cleaner or religion I'll go out and shop it on my own time.
assari
God damn it, Baconsalt!
True Christian is not a salesman.
If someone asks you for money close the door.
(The church organized fundraising on behalf on the poor people is of course a different matter)
Jack Davenport
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a true salesman convinces someone to buy. If things were sold only when people initiated the buying theirself, not many things would be bought.
Chopper3000
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Two Jehovah's Witnesses knock on the door of an elderly lady.
She opens the door and asks who they are.
They tell her that they are Jehovah's Witnesses and she lets them both inside.
She tells them to take a seat on her sofa, and asks if they would like a cup of tea or coffee.
"Two teas would be nice, please," comes the reply.
Then she asks if they would like custard creams with their drinks.
"Oh, yes please, that would be lovely," comes the response.
Five minutes later the old woman comes back into the front room and places the drinks and biscuits on the table, sits down and says, "So what is it that you want to talk to me about?"
The first Jehovah shrugs her shoulders and says, "We don't know, this is the furthest that we have ever got."
She opens the door and asks who they are.
They tell her that they are Jehovah's Witnesses and she lets them both inside.
She tells them to take a seat on her sofa, and asks if they would like a cup of tea or coffee.
"Two teas would be nice, please," comes the reply.
Then she asks if they would like custard creams with their drinks.
"Oh, yes please, that would be lovely," comes the response.
Five minutes later the old woman comes back into the front room and places the drinks and biscuits on the table, sits down and says, "So what is it that you want to talk to me about?"
The first Jehovah shrugs her shoulders and says, "We don't know, this is the furthest that we have ever got."
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