Jenna Jameson had her behbehs!!!

[Spike 176]

Re: It's Official!!

hopefully she'll keep a few pounds on

 

[Torre82]

MOMMEEEEE! The other children at school say you're naked on the internet. I told them no but they just wouldnt listen. It's not true, is it?!

"My dear, dear offspring.. mommy loves you so, soo much. But mommy is going to tell you something so amazingly depressing you'll probably swear off even TALKING to women forever. Mommy has sat on so many cocks, so many times.. that I didnt even know you were born until the doctor held you up for me to see! HAH! Isnt that hilarious? LOLOL.. what..? You dont think it's funny? Well.. okay. But mommy still loves you despite a questionable background in the penile system.

 

[BlueBalls]

I need about tree fiddy......

 

[Jason z]

any bets on how long before her return to porn i say 4 years?

She isn't returning to porn. Other than Working with Club Jenna. She has said she wouldn't return once she has kids.

 

[ViruSphere]

Two more Tito Ortizs in this world. This probably isn't a good thing.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I need about tree fiddy......

Get away from me, you damn Loch Ness Monster!

 

[Galactic]

Congrats Jenna.:hatsoff:

 

[UndressJess]

I hope I never have kids man.

 

[METAL HEAD]

congratz but i wanna see the pics of the babys

 

[DreamSparrow]

Re: It's Official!!

i heard she came during delivery lol

Orgasmic births are actually way more common than you might imagine...

 

[Yankeefan21325]

Congrats To Jenna J and Tito O!

I have to wonder how will mommy and daddy handle these two tot's questions about the birds and the bees? :dunno:

Jenna will tell them to be free and open about their sexual feelings, and Tito will tell them to just beat the shit out of anyone in site, even if it doesnt relate to the conversation. I would also bet that anyone here who talks shit about Tito wouldnt have much to say to him if they were standing face to face, unless they wanted to end up dead. lol

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Re: Attn.

Who's the daddy?

i think his name is TOTAL D-BAG!

 

[Wainkerr99]

Survival of the fittest?

 

[D-rock]

I wish them the best. There comes a point in time where people have to move on with their lives.

 

[calpoon]

didn't she have a vaginoplasty? so much for that, after pushing out a bowling ball.

ech. having kids is such a turn off. just think of your wife or girlfriend getting double fisted, only it's by a doctor. it's like trying to fuck fish in a barrel- the barrel is your girls pussy and the fish, well, I think we all know what that is about.

"That's Ok honey, I didn't really like feeling anything during sex anyway." and now you get to continually replay the memory of a screaming head poking out to boot!

 

[Kingfisher]

Congrats to her, but it's the kids first waterslide experiance.