Just Venting ...

[Shifty]

You ever, sometime, right, you get on that toilet and when you shit, that water splash up on your ass?

Don't that make you mad, right?

You know what really make me mad? It's when shit come halfway out your ass, then go back up in that motherfucker. Right? Why do shit be teasing your ass, right?

Just get the fuck out, right? :yesyes:

You know what really bother me is when you be straining for a long time, right? And one little pebble shit come out. Right? Be some shit this big, right? Push your head up your asshole, say: 'That's all the shit I'm gonna get, motherfucker?' :cussing:

You know what really make me mad, when your ass don't cooperate with you and clench up and break the shit in half. You be mad as a motherfucker too, because you know you got to wipe your ass for, like, five hours and shit, right? Use rolls of toilet paper on that motherfucker.

You know what really make me mad, though, is afterwards, right? You done all the shitting you gonna do for the whole day, right? You finish shitting and you flush the toilet and wait a second and one chunk come back.

What does that chunk want? :dunno:

 

[squallumz]

i vote your name get changed to Shitty rather than Shifty.

 

[ragincaucasian]

 

[maildude]

Is that from Eddie Murphy's Raw by any Chance?

 

[BlueBalls]

u mad?

 

[Hot Mega]

u mad?

Must have had his money on VCU today....:o

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

A spoon full of flax seed meal per day with water. $20 for six months worth. You'll thank me when shits take 45 seconds and your first TP wipe is lily white.

 

[Shifty]

Is that from Eddie Murphy's Raw by any Chance?

Nope, found it on AlexP's blog ...

 

[alexpnz]

What can I say....I suffer from things like this everyday, ma dood!
The absolute worse is when you sit on that mufuckin' pot feeling like you got to shit a log and a few lil buttnuggets come out but you gotta wipe, like 12 times just to get ALL the shit off your ass??

THAT is annoying....

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Where is Dino Velvet...

*raises fist in demand*

 

[Tittyman5000]

Right? I hate when I'm getting ready to bang this fine ass chick, got her all wet taking off clothes and bout to jump in it, then your ass cheeks clinch and you feel a wee turtle head poking out! Oh hell no, not now Right? :cussing: