Kinder Eggs are seriously Dangerous!!

[Member442]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/womans-candy-egg-seized-border-20110110-145449-459.html




I buy them regularly I had no idea they could be so harmful. My kids get them from friends and family all the time.


This seems insane. Your being saved from Candy now.

 

[jod0565]

Never have heard of these before, but safety first.

 

[Ulysses31]

Never have heard of these before, but safety first.

LOL You've missed out. But they're still safe for us adults to eat right?

http://www.sexedmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Kinder_Surprise_Egg.jpg

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Good ol' USA, saving me from a Chocolate egg.

 

[busaguy79]

Just give me my Creme Eggs!!!

 

[Member442]

LOL You've missed out. But they're still safe for us adults to eat right?

http://www.sexedmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Kinder_Surprise_Egg.jpg

I don't know. I hope so I do love them. Thankfully as long as I don't try and cross the boarder with one I can have as many as my heart desires.

 

[Ulysses31]

I don't know. I hope so I do love them. Thankfully as long as I don't try and cross the boarder with one I can have as many as my heart desires.

LOL America. Happy to give psychotic nuts a gun but god forbid if they get their hands on a kinder surprise egg. Their loss I guess, some of the toys were badass

 

[D-rock]

It almost seems too stupid to be true, but considering what country we're talking about...

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Claiming that Kinder Eggs (which I've never heard of or tried, but wouldn't mind) can cause choking? Next thing you know, they'll say people will be in danger of choking on their own tongue while swallowing.

 

[Supafly]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/womans-candy-egg-seized-border-20110110-145449-459.html




I buy them regularly I had no idea they could be so harmful. My kids get them from friends and family all the time.


This seems insane. Your being saved from Candy now.

:elaugh: Of course they are! After all, they are originated here from us Germans :1orglaugh

And here they are officially not regarded as Candy or Chocolate, as the tax law watches them as a variant of toys, because they are, like, toys which happen to come in an add-on chocolate mantel. So the taxing on it is not the standard 19%, but 7%. NICE trick you got to give them that :2 cents:

 

[Ulysses31]

:elaugh: Of course they are! After all, they are originated here from us Germans :1orglaugh

And here they are officially not regarded as Candy or Chocolate, as the tax law watches them as a variant of toys, because they are, like, toys which happen to come in an add-on chocolate mantel. So the taxing on it is not the standard 19%, but 7%. NICE trick you got to give them that :2 cents:

You Germans are more evil than I thought, you know how much I cried when I realised I would never be able to collect all the Kinder range of toys that you put pictures of in the egg. This is clearly revenge for the Treaty Of Versailles :tinhat:

 

[Petra]

So I guess wrapping your kinder egg in bubble wrap to transport it is a super no no since bubble wrap has been declaired a toxic material...

Everyday I find something to be even more proud of my country about.

 

[PhadenCycle]

Is the boarder police TRYING to make us look like idiots? I had kinder eggs as a child and I never had any issue.

Stupid kids swallowing things they shouldnt.

 

[meesterperfect]

never heard of a kinder egg.
kinder is german for child.

so theyre banned in the states and if caught with one you must give the government money.
i'm sure theyll spend it well.

I often think of returning to the motherland, but then i read stories like this everyday and say " fuck that place".

p.s. the fda has banned this candy yet they allow high fructose corn syrup which they recently changed the name to corn sugar to fool us in every product, which is why everyones so damn fat in the usa.

i guess the corn magnates pay better kickbacks then the kinder egg folk.( get it, egg folk?)

 

[Supafly]

Well, Adolf failed, so we are going for your kids ^^

Eat those eggs, bitches!!!

 

[meesterperfect]

Well, Adolf failed, so we are going for your kids ^^

Eat those eggs, bitches!!!

Germany didnt attack the united states or canada.
unlike the japanese.
perhaps save that joke for something from japan thats banned in the states and switch the name adolf for hirohito, then it would make sense.......but unfortunately still not be funny.

just messin supa, hey you're alright!

i'll tell you its about time they banned those things.
now when are they gonna ban pop rocks?
after all they killed mikey!

 

[gloyster]

It's a bit dumb especially as she didn't have any kids with her.

What did they think she was going to do? Give out the eggs to random children?

 

[Petra]

Is the boarder police TRYING to make us look like idiots? I had kinder eggs as a child and I never had any issue.

Stupid kids swallowing things they shouldnt.

Yes.

 

[meesterperfect]

It's a bit dumb especially as she didn't have any kids with her.

What did they think she was going to do? Give out the eggs to random children?

or worse.
sell them on the underground kinder egg black market.
the italian mafia's already using it to regain the leadership position in organized crime again.
its a hell of a racket, ahforgetaboutit.

 

[Supafly]

Yes.

We keep telling 'Swallow, don't spit' and now we learn it's wrong :eeew: