Knuckle up: If you could fight any celebrity....

[MASAMUNE]

In true Fight Club tradition:

If you could fight any celebrity in the world, alive or dead who would it be....

why?
how would you like to fight him/her? unarmed combat? weapons? words?

:fight: :crash: :fight: :crash:

 

[foxycougar]

Britney Spears!! I would like to beat the crap outta her with my own hands for being so fucking dumb....lol

 

[peewee]

Fred Durst. He's a wanna-be poser fag that dosen't deserve to live.

I guess I would just beat him to death w/ my bare hands. :fight:

 

[big lu]

Ashtin Kutcher (or however you spell it)

He is annoying enough as it is but he really bugged me when tried to represent the Democratic campaig this year. I saw where he was at some celeb fund raiser for Kerry and he's on stage making some of the lamest jokes and acting like a total douche bug. What an embarrassment. He should be beaten for that.

Weapon of choice? hmmm I'd say cracking a whip on him would be sufficient


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[member006]

Britney Spears!! I would like to beat the crap outta her with my own hands for being so fucking dumb....lol

I got your back and when we're done I'll buy you a brew . :glugglug:

 

[foxycougar]

I got your back and when we're done I'll buy you a brew . :glugglug:

Sounds like a plan...maybe we should beat up her jack ass husband, too, lol

 

[member5726]

Sounds like a plan...maybe we should beat up her jack ass husband, too, lol

I'll take care of that.

BTW, everybody knows how much i hate Georges W Bush, so i really wish that i could beat the crap out of him ! :ak47: :violent:

 

[parker]

I really like the choices of Fred Durst and Ashton Kutcher, though I wouldn't use a whip on Kutcher.... he prolly gets "whipped" enough at home.

 

[georgez]

madonna
jessica simpson
paris hilton (useless chick)
collin farrol
brad pitt
ashton kutcher
brit spears husband
brit spears mom
jennifer lopez (ho)
phoebe from friends(just the character)
marc anthony for being soooooo stupid
julie roberts
fred durst (desparate old fuck)

 

[ooahouch]

madonna
jessica simpson
paris hilton (useless chick)
collin farrol
brad pitt
ashton kutcher
brit spears husband
brit spears mom
jennifer lopez (ho)
phoebe from friends(just the character)
marc anthony for being soooooo stupid
julie roberts
fred durst (desparate old fuck)

Quite a list Georges.What would be your weapon of choice
:1orglaugh
Would be nice to put them all in one room & see who comes out alive..

 

[georgez]

for the record, i'm georgez. but a common mistake. they're actor's. i wouldn't need to much of a weapon

 

[sean9m]

Hugh Grant-This guy is such a schmuck. First i would verbally assault that sissy and then physically. :cussing:

 

[tunsty]

Laurel and Hardy..
The weapons - Custard pies

 

[harold]

brandon frasor. i really hate that guy

 

[Harry Lime]

Ashtin Kutcher (or however you spell it)

He is annoying enough as it is but he really bugged me when tried to represent the Democratic campaig this year. I saw where he was at some celeb fund raiser for Kerry and he's on stage making some of the lamest jokes and acting like a total douche bug. What an embarrassment. He should be beaten for that.

Weapon of choice? hmmm I'd say cracking a whip on him would be sufficient

I agree with you. I also hate him because he acts like a huge environmental guy like all those Hollywood fucks do, but he drives ridiculous huge trucks. He just got one of the HUMUNGOUS pick ups that are basically Macks without a trailor...yet he will protest for the environment.

Fuckin dick sack all the way. I would love to punch him in the face.


Second on my list, 50 Cent. This guy is an illiterate no talent fuck wad who is only famous because he was shot 6 times and lived. Seriously, before any of his songs even came out he was a huge star just because MTV kept talking about how he was shot 6 times.

 

[Famousbabes]

I would like to box the shit out of John Cusack. He's the worst actor i've seen in a long, time. I can't stand him.

More later.

 

[ckjedi66]

Those Gallhager Twins from Oasis......stuck up, whiny little bitches who think they can whine about shit and criticize other musial acts, meanwhile they had like one or two hits like 150 years ago....they just annoy the shit out of me.

 

[Harry Lime]

Those Gallhager Twins from Oasis......stuck up, whiny little bitches who think they can whine about shit and criticize other musial acts, meanwhile they had like one or two hits like 150 years ago....they just annoy the shit out of me.

Holy shit. Lock this thread now. Noone can throw out a better example. I wish I thought of them.

They made one album and compared themselves to the Beatles :1orglaugh

Fuckin douche bags. I'd strangle a nun for the oppurtunity to fight these wanna-be dickheads

 

[sabrefan]

I guess if I had to pick a celebrity to take it to, I guess it would be Michael Jackson for all the wierd shit he has pulled in the past few years. Besides he looks like an ez person to beat :thumbsup: , but with my luck he's prob secretly a 4th degree black belt in kung fu (or something like that), and he kicks my ass, man that would be such an embarrassment

 

[LoneStar]

Ben Stiller.....
He is a terrible actor...he always plays the same stupid fuck-up in all of his movies....
I would use an axe

-LoneStar