Ladies & Gentlemen have you given your private parts nicknames?

[HELLRAISER]

If so what's the nickname of your private part(s) and what's the reason or meaning behind it?

 

[GregCentauro]

Beckham. Because it's the biggest prick in the world.

 

[BlueBalls]

Michael Barrymore

 

[HELLRAISER]

^ Why did you nickname it that?

Beckham. Because it's the biggest prick in the world.

That's pure hillarity! LOL

 

[JordanRules]

The Frank-of-Stone Monster But I can call him Frank because we're tight.

 

[StanScratch]

Michael Barrymore

Your penis is a homosexual game-show host which has the body of a meat inspector floating in its swimming pool?

That actually explains a lot...

 

[mentalman]

I kept it simple, my cocks name is Bob.

 

[dogbone27]

Long dong sliver. LOL

 

[busenbust]

No!

 

[HELLRAISER]

Mine is called "a Lil' Treat"

 

[mrtrebus]

Yes I call my testicles Athos, Porthos and Aramis.

 

[mrtrebus]

Your penis is a homosexual game-show host which has the body of a meat inspector floating in its swimming pool?

That actually explains a lot...

:nono:
Barrymore is innocent!

 

[gunslingingbird]

My ex used to call it Mr. Winky. :dunno:

 

[PrimeGuy]

"It"

 

[sexdog121]

The boss

 

[Ace Bandage]

My ex used to call it "Mr. Fun" or "El Conquistador".