Okay if the page 3 girl comes over and fondles my balls for a few hours whilst telling me the important news stories of the day. Then maybe I'll be happy. It'll depend on a couple of things, 1) is it a blonde or brunette page 3 girl (I can't think of any blondes I like) and 2) will I be allowed to fart in her pressance.
Of course I might not want to fart in Keeley Hazells face or Vikki Blows but when you're that relaxed who knows what's going to happen.
And if any celebrity news comes up I'm throwing them out without payment.
Pfft, fucking people!
Who am I talking to? :dunno: