Looking for someone normal to masturbate with

[passenger57]

Nice tits.

First thing that went through my heads !

 

[sean miguel]

anyone want to mic? I'm about to fucking blast one to these playboy cybergirls.

 

[sean miguel]

 

[John_8581]

Funny! :rofl2: ...

Awesome! :thumbsup: -- Eddie Murphy at his best.

 

[Rane1071]

anyone want to mic? I'm about to fucking blast one to these playboy cybergirls.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I can't rep you again Rane. :rofl:

I still say you turn to your local newspaper for ad space. Craigslist you'd get mugged or ripped off probably but with a still high chance of success though. Yahoo Answers you'd get trolled or banned, but not before you get some contact info. I mean honestly there are so many better alternatives than a porn forum to ask for mutual masturbation.

I mean what are you thinking? Nobody masturbates while on this site.

I got it! Make up pamphlets, like a masturbation resume, and hand them out to prospective mutual masturbators! Make sure you detail your talents, load quality and quantity, different styles, vocal range, and most of all a photo of your hand securely wrapped around your member! There you go! Now start writing and printing!!! Good luck you masturbator you!

 

[sean miguel]

just nutted on discord.

thanks for everyone's suggestions.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I know a couple people with a studio if you want to make a demo tape of you masturbating to go with your masturbation resume.

 

[sean miguel]

putting together the compilation now