Looking for "toy"...simulate blowjobs?

[betagammapi]

My apologies if this is the wrong place to post it.

Anyway, my girl just does not want to do it. Even if she does give it to me, its never bare and she never finishes. And I always have to ask and ask and ask...which freaking turns me off.

I've tried one or two dinky $15 things, but they don't feel like the right thing.

So yeah, any suggestions? And no, a new girl is not a good suggestion for me. And yes, I give it to her anytime she's in the mood...which isn't often...like maybe six months ago...?

 

[squallumz]

damn mate, i feel your pain. unfortunately, the only toy i have is a jenna haze pussy and ass. not bad btw.

heres a couple of links for u to look at though. if u do purchase, let me know how it goes.


http://www.world-sex-toys.com/blowjob_simulators.asp

http://www.69adulttoys.com/Sex-Guide/Realistic-Blowjob-Simulator.asp

 

[gunslingingbird]

Did you try using your vacuum cleaner? That might work.

 

[senob44]

I think Cabbage Patch Kids Snacktime Kids would be perfect for this, but unfortunately they were recalled...

From wiki:

One line of Cabbage Patch Kids dolls, the Cabbage Patch Kids Snacktime Kids, was designed to "eat" plastic snacks. The mechanism enabling this was a pair of one-way metal rollers behind a plastic slot and rubber lips. The dolls were withdrawn from the market after several incidents where children accidentally got their fingers or hair stuck in the doll's mouth.

 

[sagomakolyma]

I think Cabbage Patch Kids Snacktime Kids would be perfect for this, but unfortunately they were recalled...

From wiki:

lol, that's funny.hey BETA isnt there a toy store link on top of this page.

 

[betagammapi]

Alright...bump this thread five months later.

Something that maybe can be found in a local store? Lion's Den or Crilla's...?

Yes, five months later same girl same problem.

 

[Donkey Boy]

Seriously...save some money and get a Fleshlight.

They say the "Super Ribbed" best simulates oral sex.

You can even get one that looks like a mouth.

You can either order one online or try and find a local shop that carries them and have them order it for you.

 

[CapnSexy322]

Alright...bump this thread five months later.

Something that maybe can be found in a local store? Lion's Den or Crilla's...?

Yes, five months later same girl same problem.

why dont you go to an adult store and grab like a masturbator that looks like a mouth? or get some sort of doll?

 

[Becks...poamr]

I hate to be the one that says this, but...

Why not get a new gf?

 

[Galactic]

I hate to be the one that says this, but...

Why not get a new gf?

I was thinking the same thing......I know you said five months ago for us not to say that, but damn, I guess I don't understand why she won't do this for you. People in a loving, committed relationship should be willing to bend over backwards, sometimes literally, for their partner. And if you go down on her, which I think you said you do, and she won't return the favor......just seems kinda selfish to me.

Then again, probably nothing to break up over, but if it were me, we would be having a long sit down chat about the importance of "give and take" in the relationship.

Just my :2 cents:

 

[gunslingingbird]

I was thinking the same thing......I know you said five months ago for us not to say that, but damn, I guess I don't understand why she won't do this for you. People in a loving, committed relationship should be willing to bend over backwards, sometimes literally, for their partner. And if you go down on her, which I think you said you do, and she won't return the favor......just seems kinda selfish to me.

If I found a woman that could physically bend over backwards, I'd marry her no questions asked!

 

[BlueSpyder]

Did you try using your vacuum cleaner? That might work.

lol reminds me of the first scary movie "i told you not bother me while i'm vacuuming my room"

 

[somebadlemonade]

:1orglaugh i remember that, i have tried it before, if you tend to take a long time to get off, i wouldn't do it, since the friction will make your cock sore like hell

 

[José_3]

This isn't unusual, but thankfully most women like sucking cock.

I'd definitely go for another, better model of g/f myself.

NB: One time only, we met another couple and the guy didn't like to have his cock sucked, wouldn't touch boobs, didn't like foreplay, just wanted to shag.

 

[icefox]

Heh, you're lucky you get it rarely, my wife won't suck it for me at all, she thinks its degrading to women. I've learned to live without it, at least we have sex almost every night. So I went out and got a blowjob from a stripper for $100. Now I can say I got I blowjob. Yay.

 

[Donkey Boy]

You know why the bride and groom are always smiling in wedding pics?

She's smiling because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

He smiling because he doesn't know she's given her last blowjob yet.

 

[gunslingingbird]

What I miss most about my ex are her "wake-up calls". As soon as I would hit the snooze button, she would work her way under the covers and give me a good morning blowjob. That's the best way to wake up in the morning!

 

[CRASHnBURN]

What I miss most about my ex are her "wake-up calls". As soon as I would hit the snooze button, she would work her way under the covers and give me a good morning blowjob. That's the best way to wake up in the morning!

Do you still have her number?

 

[ChefChiTown]

This isn't unusual, but thankfully most women like sucking cock.

Who in the fuck told you that?

What I miss most about my ex are her "wake-up calls". As soon as I would hit the snooze button, she would work her way under the covers and give me a good morning blowjob. That's the best way to wake up in the morning!

I disagree. According to the television commercials that I have been seeing for years, the best part of waking up is...uh, is...eeeeeh...

Shit, I forgot. Well, it was definitely something. So...yeeeeeah.

 

[usmc071984]

ive always been under the impression that girls are just like us guys and enjoy pleasing their partners just as much as they enjoy being pleased...... ive never encountered this problem.

i did however date a girl who was assaulted by her stepfather when she was a child and ever since then refuses to let her pertner go down on her. says every time someone does all she can think about is the image of her stepdads face down there when she woke up from it. shitty thing to put in the mind of a 7 year old.....