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Lost one of my black socks, and then there was one. What do I do?

DMC, well-heeled, ten-toed, and now with an Achilles exposed, he says … ???

  • Misplacing a cherished article only proves that you are human. Consider it a compliment.

    Votes: 4 17.4%

  • Losing, losing, and forever lost. The Millen Syndrome, psychologists so have named it.

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • And that’s all you have to fret about, Motorcity? Get a hold of yourself, man! By a bare ankle!

    Votes: 6 26.1%

  • This wouldn’t have anything to do with “Over, Under, Sideways, Down,” would it?

    Votes: 7 30.4%

  • It was only a matter of time, what with having one foot on the fence, the other on the Pornography.

    Votes: 7 30.4%

  • No big deal, let it go, don't beat yourself up, it’s just a darned sock pun intended.

    Votes: 4 17.4%

  • You, Shirley, will be quite a sight one day wearing that FreeOne’s T-shirt.

    Votes: 4 17.4%

  • The @‡$*& thing’s probably stuck to the back of your shirt by static electricity, you fool!

    Votes: 8 34.8%

  • Now all of those jokes about Hamtramck don’t seem so funny, now do they? Serves you right!

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • That’s it, take the coward’s way out: create a poll.

    Votes: 8 34.8%
  • Total voters
    23
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