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Madonna the manipulator

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Madonna the manipulator: Unease grows over singer's ruthless tactics in adopting a second African child.

She is simply used to having everything utterly as she wishes it - which goes some way, perhaps, to explaining the ongoing Mercy saga, which will finally have a resolution at the end of the week.
Mercy's 18-year-old mother died a few days after she was born. Her father is also believed to be dead.
But she does have uncles and her grandmother, Lucy, who have opposed the adoption from the start. The more they opposed the singer, the more determined she became to have Mercy.
She has had government officials visit Mercy's family on and off for two years. Given that there are more than a million orphans in Malawi, isn't there one who doesn't have surviving family left to face the heartache of a child being taken away to a foreign land?

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usmc071984

Got here by spamming
this is america. here, money really does buy anything. ANYTHING. some people cant get their heads wrapped around the idea that not all people are like that everywhere else in the world.
 

calpoon

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
oh, I thought this was about how she kept Guy Ritchie's balls in her handbag (metaphorically speaking) and made him make shitty movies, then divorced him and took his kids.
 

Supafly

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It's tough enough having to put up with her shit all the years , not being allowed to go to the pub and humoing skeletor when she actually allows him to get it on with her, but for me, her 12 rules for him if he wants to see his kids are sheer heart attack :confused:

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Sicario

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Her record sales must be down, so it's time to buy another baby and get back in the limelight !

Actually, most musical artists today rely on tours and concerts to earn most of their $$$. The record companies rake in over 90% of record revenues, and individual earnings are stipulated in the record contract. Aside from that, most music/CD sales are [continuously] down with the advent of file sharing and illegal bootlegs that you can get for a fraction of the cost on the street.

The older Madonna gets, the kookier she becomes.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
She is on a par with Michael Jackson, for being bat shit crazy.
 

assholebythedoor

Baconsalt > WTC7
Shes only doing what she thought was right. Therefore on this instance, I'm precluded, because I dont know.
 

DieselXXX

Piss off - I'm wanking
As cynical as it sounds, I don't think celebrities are capable of selfless acts. There always has to be something in it for them !
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Buckle up and enjoy exclusive access to all the shocking details about Madonna's divorce!

Madonna will continue to pay Ritchie a monthly stipend of $5000 dollars for a specially designed toothpaste that removes the taste of Warren Betty/Sean Penn/Sandra Bernhardt’s dick from his mouth.

Ritchie will retain ownership of the couple’s estate in London, while Madonna will keep her home at Snake Mountain on the dark side of Eternia. She will also retain custody of the evil feline known only as Panthor.

Madonna is no longer allowed to wear her “My Lemons Get Squeezed by a Limey Twat” tee-shirt.

If the divorce is due to Ritchie’s infidelity, Madonna shall have the right to shove no less than seventeen Kabbalah crystals up his ass.

If the divorce is due to Madonna’s infidelity, Ritchie shall have the right to remove no more than seventeen Kabbalah crystals from her ass.

Ritchie will retain custody of the estimated 37,500 unsold copies of Madonna’s 1992 book, “Sex.” Although Madonna herself will keep prototype copies and publishing rights for the unfinished sequel, “Sex with a Disgusting Old Saddlebag.”

Ritchie waives all claims to heir of the throne of Neumodeada and will sign a non-disclosure agreement pertaining to Madonna’s yearly ceremony at the solstice, wherein her 1000 year old bones turn to dust and she is reborn from the carcass of viper fish.

Madonna’s vagina is to be donated to astronomers who are anxious to study the effects of black holes on washed-up film directors.

Madonna will lose custody of her adopted British accent, although she will have visitation rights on Boxing Day, and whenever she is drinking.

Courtesy of CelebJihad.com
 

Cpt.Obvious

Would you hit it?
So what's new?
When she isn't trying to steal the spot light she's trying to steal someone's routine or image.
She's an attention whore.
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
This always happens. Everyone sings the praises of a famous celebrity, then as time goes by that person is extremely fortunate to escape from scathing comments.

I have usually kept quiet while everyone has adored Madonna, I am not going to join in the fray now. It is a trend, though.

In her favour, it has been a long time coming.

I just don't think she was ever really able to be herself. I caught a glimpse of her real personality for a second once during an interview.

If the interviewer had known how, he could have brought the real person out. She was there, for a second, then slipped back into her role.

She made, or unmade her bed.
 
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