Male Enhancements

[Mr_Balls]

What sounds like a more fun male enhancement?

 

[STDiva]

Fake moustache.

 

[Mr_Balls]

Fake moustache.

I have like 4 of those...
Would you do a lady with a fake mustache?

 

[STDiva]

Would you do a lady with a fake mustache?

Obv.

 

[Danglyparts]

how bout a beard, and i don't mean a small one. i'm talking santa claus, blackbeard the pirate shit

 

[Mr_Balls]

how bout a beard, and i don't mean a small one. i'm talking santa claus, blackbeard the pirate shit

...no...

 

[Danglyparts]

what if it was your favorite model/pornstar?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

What about the ability to withstand eight hours clothes shopping at the mall?

 

[Mr_Balls]

what if it was your favorite model/pornstar?

Ok...I just think a beardy blowjob would be freaky.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Taste and smell change - make my junk smell and taste like bacon.

 

[Mr_Balls]

What about the ability to withstand eight hours clothes shopping at the mall?

Grab the skimpiest thing off the rack and give it to her and grunt with a smile.

 

[Mr_Balls]

I just thought of one more...
What if you could get blue cum?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Grab the skimpiest thing off the rack and give it to her and grunt with a smile.

I found that (even the pretense) of enjoying a trip to the mall earned many brownie points, points that could be reasonably easily converted into acts of carnal depravity, or just being left the fuck alone for one evening.... I looked at it as eight hours of standing around looking at women getting undressed (with the possibility of some snaky ass fucking in the big 'n' tall dressing rooms (never very busy) followed by a blank (but time limited check) for trade at home.

As an enhancement, clothes shopping resistance/immunity is very valuable.

Your top selling enhancement would have to be ... cum that tastes like chocolate. Overnight a world of happily fellated men, and women happy to do it.

 

[Mr_Balls]

cool

 

[Ace Bandage]

What about the ability to withstand eight hours clothes shopping at the mall?

I don't mind doing that, but one of the stipulations is that I get to sneak into the fitting room. I'm not walking around all goddamn day without seeing some boobs.

Oh yeah, and we have to go to Best Buy afterward so that I can wander around aimlessly for an hour and admire all the home theater equipment we can't afford because of her shoe and purse addiction.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I don't mind doing that, but one of the stipulations is that I get to sneak into the fitting room. I'm not walking around all goddamn day without seeing some boobs.

This all seems very equitable .... particularly the boobs bit. It's like an advance interest payment ....

Oh yeah, and we have to go to Best Buy afterward so that I can wander around aimlessly for an hour and admire all the home theater equipment we can't afford because of her shoe and purse addiction.

You traded Home Theater for purses and shoes? This girl had better be the lay of the decade, or else you're in trouble....