Male Porn Names (Porno, pornstar, star)

[Bloodshot Scott]

Let's hear yours. What would yours be? This has been cracking me up lately.


Anything with "John" sort of works. "Johnson", "Wang", "Rod" etc.


John Spunkmeyer
John Spunk :rofl:
Oskar Meyer :rofl:
Rod Long
Rod Spunk
John Dill (get it? Dill pickle)

I thought those ones up myself...do you have any funny names you've come up with?

 

[rivasky]

Tyrannosaur Praecox

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I'd be Wayne Wiener. Or Sam Saveloy.

 

[sean miguel]

Ron Dangler

 

[L3ggy]

The Wiener Lord.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Dick Johnson

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Rod Log.

Frank Firter.

 

[sean miguel]

Hung Wei Lo

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Magic Johnson.

 

[Jagger69]

Miles Long

 

[sean miguel]

Hugh Jardon

Pete Piston

 

[cestmoi2010]

Hue G Rection

***But my all-time fave Porn name is: Arnold Schwartzenpecker

 

[Supafly]

Franz The Schwanz

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Edward Bite D'acier.

Fanfan La Matraque.

Harry Fucker.


Oh i forgot, Bon Scott

 

[L3ggy]

Not Brian Johnson?

Don't get me wrong, Bon Scott > Brian Johnson.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Not Brian Johnson?

Don't get me wrong, Bon Scott > Brian Johnson.

Totally forgot that one, I prefer BON Scott

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Miles Long

:rofl:


That's a winner.

 

[288gto]

Phallus Agressor

 

[RichardNailder]

Richard Nailder

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

There's this street not far from me named "Hardmann". LOL


Rod Hung


John Hardmann