Male Porn Names (Porno, pornstar, star)

[Freq3]

I know theres a muffin/cookie company called Otis Spunkmeyer The owner is probably a pornstar on the side lol

I suggest you read the Banana flavour description too!

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Brock Rockstone

Randy Whitesnake

PP Hardwick

Geezer Buttsex

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Dong Large

Wang Large


Johnson Large


Rod Larger


John Prik

 

[Harpsman]

How to work out your pornstar name: take your 1st pet's name and your mother's maiden name/Name of the 1st street you lived on.

See what that gets you

 

[Lee Van Queef]

This character from the Fox News has a great porn name.

 

[zipper_666]

I've been using my REAL NAME for 12 years now. Guess it's a bit late to change it now, right?

rayedwardsporn.com

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Johnson Cuke. (get it? CUKE?) LMAO

 

[Jagger69]

I once had a customer named Dick Reising. I couldn't help but laugh out loud before composing myself every time I would call him and his voice-mail greeting would proudly announce, "Hi. This is Dick RISING....". :1orglaugh:rofl2:

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Rooster Cockburn

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I once had a customer named Dick Reising. I couldn't help but laugh out loud before composing myself every time I would call him and his voice-mail greeting would proudly announce, "Hi. This is Dick RISING....". :

That's a good one.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Pete Haard.

 

[John_8581]

Jack Hammer

 

[himperv203]

Hairy Tripod

 

[pornobh]

Scrotie McBoogerballs

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

John Load
John Paload (get it, "pay load")
Rod Slaughter
Rod Splatter




I crack myself up with this shit.

 

[Johan]

Rod Steel

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Justin Brown
Dick Shanker
"Gooey" Louie C. Mann

 

[chui]

Donald Trump
Albert Twostein/Zweistein

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

What about Shank? That's a good name.

Rod SHANK or Seamus Shank. John Shank.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I just saw a hockey player with the last name "Bigger". LMFAO


Rod Bigger
Spike Bigger
Richard Bigger


lol