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Man attempts surgery on his hernia with butter knife,

Juliuscaesar

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A 63-year-old Glendale man was in stable condition after he attempted surgery on himself with a six-inch butter knife to remove a protruding hernia from his stomach, police said Tuesday.

When police arrived at the man’s home on the 1000 block of Columbus Avenue on Sunday evening, they saw the man lying naked outside on a lounge chair with what appeared to be the handle of a knife protruding from his stomach, Sgt. Tom Lorenz of the Glendale Police Department told the Glendale News-Press.

As police waited for paramedics to arrive, Lorenz said the man pulled out the knife and shoved a cigarette he was smoking inside the open wound.

The man, whose name was not released, was immediately placed on a psychiatric hold and taken to a hospital, Lorenz said. The man’s wife had reportedly notified police that her husband had become upset about the hernia and wanted to take it out.

“It is absolutely impossible for someone to fix their own hernia,” said Sam Carvajal, a surgeon at Glendale Adventist Medical Center.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lan...empt-to-do-his-hernia-surgery-police-say.html
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Fortunate not to be DOA...
 

PirateKing

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Big deal. I once used a plastic spork to perform open heart surgery on myself and actually succeeded.

Pussy.
 

smoknn

I can't remember what I said 100 posts ago!
2011..and he picks a butter knife for surgery?? ffs..i would have used a clean roofing knife..:wave2:..i know this is off topic..but i knew after casey anthony got famous for being a killer we was going to see idiots coming alllll out of the woodwork trying to get on nancy grace....makes my ass wanna suck a lemon
 
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Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Big deal. I once used a plastic spork to perform open heart surgery on myself and actually succeeded.

Pussy.

Yeah....P/K you're such animal that you once went to the emergency room for a broken arm and they sent you to be treated at the vet hospital instead.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Meh, I'd be rock climbing and split my fingers almost to the bone sometimes. A little super glue over the gash and I'd be back to climbing in minutes.
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Being an animal is unrelated. I just don't have a very good healthcare plan.

Oh...well you're a pussy then and you'd still go to the vet for all 3 reasons.:D
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Did he at least sanitize his hands first with a KFC handiwipe?
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
What, does he think he's Rambo or Bear Grylls or something?. What an idiot!!
 
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