Man awarded $650,000 after lap dance injury

[lurkingdirk]

Wow, this is just...odd.

Ireland sustained a punctured eye socket and broken bones around his eye and nose as a result of the reckless stripping. His lawyer claims that Ireland now has permanent double vision.

The strip club decided to settle the suit out of fear of paying more in damages if the case went to trial.

The rest here:

http://guyism.com/humor/man-awarded-650000-after-lap-dance-injury.html

Sounds like an aggressive stripper!

 

[Basedow]

Lap dancing in the 21st century is almost a blood sport:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn-Nc-M6d5Y

 

[sporty_carr]

One girl nearly broke my dick off during a lap dance I had.
It was worth it. :lovecoupl

 

[sporty_carr]

Lap dancing in the 21st century is almost a blood sport:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn-Nc-M6d5Y

Fatality! Flawless victory!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[bustybbwlover]

i knew florida would be involved

 

[Member442]

Oh man that sucks. This is why you do not go to dive strip clubs. The better places actually care( I use this term lightly) about the dancers working the club. If your a crappy dancer they give you a change to improve then you get canned. If you can't walk any more you get sent home or fired it it happens to much.

 

[Rekrul]

Seems reasonable. I'd even say it's a little less than what he should have gotten. Double vision is no joke, I had double vision problems when I was a kid. I had a massive headache pretty much every day. I couldn't really watch TV, reading was very difficult, and if I still had it I probably wouldn't be able to drive.

His whole life is screwed up now.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

i dont like the ones that give lap dances. i like the ones that whisper in your ear.... "ill suck your cock in the vip room for 50 dollars"

 

[EwaSonnetIsGod]

Hes complaining about double vision? Every time he has sex now its with at least 2 women! He should be paying them.

 

[rizwano]

accidents do happen all the time. there are sex accidents tooo.

 

[shayd]

Quote of the fucking year:

reckless stripping.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I feel it's appropriate that I quote that long-treasured Foreigner song, "Fill my eyes with that double vision."

 

[arianajoladdict]

wow now that is crazy

 

[CunningStunts]

People are such pussies these days...

And lawyers are scavengers of misery.