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Man Confesses To Having Sex with 1,000+ Cars

STDiva

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I'll say one thing: his gf has nice headlights.

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...that was terribly lame. :facepalm:

Do you want to...honk them...???

I'm reaching too :facepalm:
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Here in my car
I feel horniest of all
I can jizz on my seats
It's the only way to cum
In cars

Here in my car
I can only achieve
A full erection
It keeps me stable for days
In cars


Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me please?
If I open my door
In cars





Remarkably, I had to change very few of the words.
 
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