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Man Fined By Police For Dropping a Ten Pound Note.

robbied196

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!

Ravenholm

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
If you wash n wear it until its fucked, you'll get even more!! ;)

Ah speaking of Eddie the 'Ed. That reminds me, you could add text to the back of the T-shirt: Give me Ed till I'm dead :blowjob:

But that would cost extra.
 

Ravenholm

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
:rofl: Brilliant! Not sure I'd wanna wear it in some of the bikers pubs though!

Yeah. Maybe your right. It might send out the wrong impression eh? :eek:
 

Spleen

Banned?
hu·mor:
Pronunciation:
\ˈhyü-mər, ˈyü-\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English humour, from Anglo-French umor, umour, from Medieval Latin & Latin; Medieval Latin humor, from Latin humor, umor moisture; akin to Old Norse vǫkr damp, Latin humēre to be moist, and perhaps to Greek hygros wet
Date:
14th century

1 a: a normal functioning bodily semifluid or fluid (as the blood or lymph) b: a secretion (as a hormone) that is an excitant of activity2 ain medieval physiology : a fluid or juice of an animal or plant ; specifically : one of the four fluids entering into the constitution of the body and determining by their relative proportions a person's health and temperament b: characteristic or habitual disposition or bent : temperament <of cheerful humor> c: an often temporary state of mind imposed especially by circumstances <was in no humor to listen> d: a sudden, unpredictable, or unreasoning inclination : whim <the uncertain humors of nature>3 a: that quality which appeals to a sense of the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous b: the mental faculty of discovering, expressing, or appreciating the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous c: something that is or is designed to be comical or amusing.

Maybe you should have read that definition before you attempted the "joke". I don't think you've quite got the hang of it.

Don't let me put you off, it was a fair attempt, you just need more practice.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Maybe you should have read that definition before you attempted the "joke". I don't think you've quite got the hang of it.

Don't let me put you off, it was a fair attempt, you just need more practice.

What the hell do you expect...you didn't pay a cover charge?
 

Ravenholm

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
At least they didn't shoot him!

Lucky for us UK civvies then that the police dont carry guns here. I can just imagine the calamity caused though them having guns. Christ they can hardly tie their shoe laces never mind handle a fire arm.
 

sproing99

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
And when they are allowed guns they go off and shoot some poor Brazilian bastard.
 
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