Man, Now I Know How Perverts Feel...

[alexpnz]

Today, I was in a local Target stocking up for the hurricane and all I saw were packs of young Rutgers student chicks who are moving in to local dorms.....and all I saw were thongs and G Strings hanging out above the Victorias Secret Pink sweatpants and jean shorts that didn't go below the inner thigh as they bent over to get stuff off shelves....and I don't even wanna get into the panty section of the store.

And all the time I couldn't help but feel like a dirty old man (I'm in my mid 30's and do OK w/ the chicks)

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[L3ggy]

Mid 30's? You're ancient!

 

[max0rz]

Where's that TTIUWP smiley when you need it

 

[Straight Shooter]

Today, I was in a local Target stocking up for the hurricane and all I saw were packs of young Rutgers student chicks who are moving in to local dorms.....and all I saw were thongs and G Strings hanging out above the Victorias Secret Pink sweatpants and jean shorts that didn't go below the inner thigh as they bent over to get stuff off shelves....and I don't even wanna get into the panty section of the store.

And all the time I couldn't help but feel like a dirty old man (I'm in my mid 30's and do OK w/ the chicks)

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I would've taken pics on my phone God I love college chicks

 

[alexpnz]

Mid 30's? You're ancient!

How old are you in wolfie years?

 

[dbradford8589]

Today, I was in a local Target stocking up for the hurricane and all I saw were packs of young Rutgers student chicks who are moving in to local dorms.....and all I saw were thongs and G Strings hanging out above the Victorias Secret Pink sweatpants and jean shorts that didn't go below the inner thigh as they bent over to get stuff off shelves....and I don't even wanna get into the panty section of the store.

And all the time I couldn't help but feel like a dirty old man (I'm in my mid 30's and do OK w/ the chicks)

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I know how you feel. I'm in my early 40's and work on the edge of ASU. This time of year going somewhere for lunch you always run into college girls wearing next to nothing.

 

[L3ggy]

Over 100....-.-

 

[alexpnz]

I would've taken pics on my phone God I love college chicks

Man, This is all I saw...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y7H5MA_KFPw/S-3AYEiKlrI/AAAAAAAAAis/KZJdCGZMRFQ/s1600/whale.jpg

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Were they also wearing flip flops and sandals? :drool2:

 

[alexpnz]

Were they also wearing flip flops and sandals? :drool2:

:yesyes:
I forgot to mention that cause I couldn't see pass the ass crack...

This is pretty much the college chick uniform...

http://linguameavita.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/vs-pink-sweatpants.jpg?w=420&h=315

 

[Vanilla Bear]

And you had to bite your fingers to keep yourself from touching (them or yourself?) huh?

 

[Straight Shooter]

I love it when they wear those tiny little jean shorts and flip flops:drool2:

 

[Henrik Larsson]

I've had me some girls like that
It is amazing

 

[PirateKing]

Shoulda offered them shelter at your place.

 

[spudr85]

You didn't offer to pay for their books?

 

[alexpnz]

A lil chippie that I used to mess with that worked for me always the right combo:
White Victorias Secret Pink Sweatpants
Pink Thong panties
Ugg Boots
Belly shirt under a lil jacket w/ a fur collar
:drool2:

God, I miss her and am getting too old for this shit....:crying::bang:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Oh no.... ugg boots! That's soo 2004!

That looks so stupid, but somehow cute, too. Or goofy!

 

[Rey C.]

Oh no.... ugg boots! That's soo 2004!

That looks so stupid, but somehow cute, too. Or goofy!

I'm not in to feet or shoes at all. But for whatever reason, those Ugg boots (as well as strappy/Roman sandals) always do it for me. A lil denim mini-skirt or Daisy Dukes jean shorts and Ugg boots... hmmmmmm! :drool2:

As for Alex now being a Perv... welcome to the club, my man. Grab a beer and have a seat with us in the ol' club house! :hatsoff:

 

[pussman]

Hug your inner perv!
Anyways, the best way to be "pervy" or just check out women is to dress up as a carpenter/handiman sorta thing, then you have a license to stare!

 

[StanScratch]

Don't worry about feeling like a pervert, Alex. Embrace it. You are older than dust now, so embrace that as well. Play it out enough, and you will be able to whip it out in public and start wanking at that whale tale with absolutely no problem.