Man seeks protection from sex crazy wife!

[magicspore]

http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/...ction-from-sex-crazy-wife-2011-01-27-1.347664

what kind of a man is he?

 

[StanScratch]

Without seeing her picture, I really cannot make a comment. If she looks like a female version of Rowan Atkinson, well...

 

[PirateKing]

What Stan said. It's understandable if she's 300 lbs and has a face like, well....Atkinson.

You know what always confused me? Married with Children. Mrs. Bundy (Katey Segal) was a vixen yet Al didn't want to hit that. Go figure. :dunno:

 

[Supafly]

Nice touch in the article: The Police sign in front of the Olypmic Stadium in Munich... Guess he did an gold-medal job in his marriage ^^

 

[KillTheIndustry]

Gay? :dunno:

 

[vodkazvictim]

If she's good enough to marry and stay with for 18 years there's no excuse for not sticking ya cock in her.
He's lucky; for me foreplay is 3 hours of begging to do all the work while she just lies there.

 

[Supafly]

If she's good enough to marry and stay with for 18 years there's no excuse for not sticking ya cock in her.
He's lucky; for me foreplay is 3 hours of begging to do all the work while she just lies there.

Oh, use my trick in cases like that:

Get one of those electric joke hand buzzers, and whenever she gets too boring, slap her with that, A ) she will really start to move and B ) You know, angry sex is like a crazy rollercoaster ride, so saddly up, cowboy and ride that bitch like no tomorrow :thumbsup:

 

[bigwarmload]

... turned to the police for protection from his insatiable wife's constant demands for sex ... wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties ...

This mans problem is most men's desire = a women who wants and desires constant sex. Go figure, where is the problem here???

:dunno::nannerf2:

 

[hiropro]

What kind of man is he? Gay.A very gay man indeed.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Maybe he is not sexually attracted to her anymore but simply sees her as a life mate.

 

[Kingfisher]

Maybe she looks like a human version of the hungry-hungry hippo?

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Man, that is a blessing for the average man. A wife demanding to be fucked is hot beyond belief.

 

[KillTheIndustry]

Maybe he is not sexually attracted to her anymore but simply sees her as a life mate.

At which point he should tell her she can fuck whoever she wants. :2 cents:

I was thinking about this from the reverse angle though. What if he doesn't want her because he's getting plenty on the side?

 

[magicspore]

At which point he should tell her she can fuck whoever she wants. :2 cents:

I was thinking about this from the reverse angle though. What if he doesn't want her because he's getting plenty on the side?

Is that reason enough to not to fuck your wife when she demands sex ? i mean a normal man can ejaculate five times a day. a mans got to do what a mans got to do.

 

[mrtrebus]

What kind of man is he? Gay.A very gay man indeed.

No. Maybe he just doesn't want to fuck ALL THE TIME. If it impinges on his everyday life, his work, his relationships etc then its a problem.

 

[rizwano]

lol. it must be tough on him. i would like to take over his position.