Man smashes car into store to steal sex toy replica of adult film star

[GibbsGrad2002]

Hey Pirate King LOL

 

[Master_Gio]

BWHAHAHA! Must have been a real lonely night! :1orglaugh

 

[busenbust]

bump for those who missed / still v. funny

 

[izabelplayer]

wow, thats a new low. why didn't he go after the money?

 

[Atar554]

The sex shop saved whomever that sex toy was molded after. Imagine if he had to resort to driving into the woman's house and grabbing the real thing.

Props for his logic though:

Steal money only to use it later to buy a sex toy? Or just steal the sex toy to begin with?

Well played sir, well played.

 

[John_8581]

Hey, don't be hatin'. It was an old car anyway, and I needed that to complete my Christy Canyon collection.

:rofl:

Great post Rey!! :thumbsup: Hehe.

 

[Trinidad Gyrl]

Title made me laugh for 5 minutes!!!!