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Man throws feces in courtroom during his trial, gets 31 years

Alyssa Rose

Tip: install a spycam in your toilet.
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Wow.. Well I guess when they say you have Jury Doodie they aren't kiddin! :1orglaugh
 

CunningStunts

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
If he only hit lawyers with the poop, I don't see the big deal. They live in shit anyway...
 

The Joker

Spam me with porn mail, I like it!

~~whimsy~~

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
This always reminds me of the man that would take a shit at night, put it on a napkin or whatever, and let it dry out at night. The morning after he would grate it and put it in his pocket.

He then would go to a grocery store and sprinkle the poop sprinkles on doughnuts with chocolate sprinkles.

Thus people would buy the doughnuts unexpectedly and eat this man's poop.

I thought, damn! What the hell! Which is worse? The fact that a man would shit and put it on his nightstand to dry out during the night. Or the fact that a man would take his own shit and grate it in the morning when it was dry to put in his pocket and sprinkle upon doughnuts?

:wtf:
 
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