Chopper3000
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I suspect there is some crazy establishment out there serving a chicken madras on top of a bowl of spaghetti. That is fucked up. I know what you mean 
Hey Mariah, do you ever use a crockpot and if so what's your favorite dish to make in it?
I got one a week ago, never used one before, I'm not much of a cook but this things seems super handy!
I make Korean short ribs in mine. They come out so damn good. Put that shit over rice. Kimchi on the side. Mmmm!
I always say slow cookers and the broiler are the 2 least utilized things in the kitchen.
I took 2 London broils a can of tomatoes a jar of salsa, onion, chili powder, and cumin and put it in the slow cooker and set it on low for 10 hours. The meat cooked to pieces and just rolled up the sloppy goodness into soft tortilla shells.
Sure was good.
My favorite thing is to buy a pork shoulder and lay it on a bed of onions and sliced limes in the crock pot and cook it for 10 hours. by the time its done the juice will be almost running out of the thing. The meat will pull apart with 2 forks = pulled pork I did a video on it actually