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Maxim 2011 Hot 100

Icewater Jones

MasterBlaster
This list is loaded with egregious errors and puzzling omissions as it is every damn year. I said last year, and I'll say it again: It is impossible...







IM-FUCKING-POSSIBLE



to make a list of the hottest women and not include web-models, centerfolds, and porn stars.


Even with that, how in the monkey hell can you have a list with the 100 hottest chicks, and feature Jersey Shores 'J-Woww'?!?!? Arianny Celeste is somehow, someway LESS hot than that jailhouse, heroine using whore Lindsay Lohan by 32 spots? This list is trash.
 

Danglyparts

FreeOnes turned me straight!
don't agree with most of that rubbish in the list, but nice that colbie smulders made it into the top ten. love how i met your mother and the slammin salmon and her fine fine fine ass! :drool2:
 

Johan

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
#17 : Anna Kournikova :surprise:

It's been 5 years since she retired from WTA, She's been doing nothing for 5 fucking years !
 

PJpenny

Piss off - I'm wanking
the most overrated list ever. alot of of it consists of people ive A. never heard B. dont think are hot to begin with and C. just dont deserve to be on the list at all.

ive disragarded Maxim's list for years, never had any reason to think otherwise
 

CapitalOne

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Kate Upton should have been on that list atleast
 

STDiva

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
It's all just a popularity contest anyway. Whoever is starring in a new movie, popular tv show or topping the charts is going to make up 90% of the list.
 

Euro Trash

I'm touching myself right now!
It's all just a popularity contest anyway. Whoever is starring in a new movie, popular tv show or topping the charts is going to make up 90% of the list.

Truth.

Kate Middleton at 26? I'd rather be molested by a pack of wild monkeys.
 

darkwarrior3007

1,000 posts to go for my own user title!
I will never for the life of me understand why people get mad at an opinion piece. This isn't for just this list either, this goes for all lists.
 

Atar554

Little Porn Lover
It's not so much a list of people who are legitimately "hot", but mostly one of "hey how many names can you recognize here."

to make a list of the hottest women and not include web-models, centerfolds, and porn stars.

Simple, all those bitches that are more well known to a non fapping public would lose; hands down year in and year out.

The whole list would be nothing but a couple supermodels maybe an actress or two and the rest nude models and pornstars. Thereby promoting pornography and reducing their subs most likely at least in the states.

Which is odd they have nudity in their overseas editions but not here; I never understood that either.
 

Peter Gazinya

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
The guys who write Maxim, and most of their readers, are fags.
 

STDiva

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
It's not so much a list of people who are legitimately "hot", but mostly one of "hey how many names can you recognize here."



Simple, all those bitches that are more well known to a non fapping public would lose; hands down year in and year out.

The whole list would be nothing but a couple supermodels maybe an actress or two and the rest nude models and pornstars. Thereby promoting pornography and reducing their subs most likely at least in the states.

Which is odd they have nudity in their overseas editions but not here; I never understood that either.

I think most people would hold celebs in a higher regard over pornstars just because of their "untouchable" status. If I made a top 100 list of beautiful women, there would be very few pornstars, 3 that I could think of. Maybe 5-10 nude models and the rest would be musicians/celebrities/Internet celebs.

And North Americans have some weird thing with nudity. They can subject kids to brutal violence and gore in video games and movies, but once a girl has a nipple slip at the halftime show the entire country comes to a halt. It's a joke.
 

Atar554

Little Porn Lover
I think most people would hold celebs in a higher regard over pornstars just because of their "untouchable" status. If I made a top 100 list of beautiful women, there would be very few pornstars, 3 that I could think of. Maybe 5-10 nude models and the rest would be musicians/celebrities/Internet celebs.

And North Americans have some weird thing with nudity. They can subject kids to brutal violence and gore in video games and movies, but once a girl has a nipple slip at the halftime show the entire country comes to a halt. It's a joke.

Right I can understand that as a personal list.

But as a collaborative list of a mass group of people? idk how many actresses and musicians etc... would have the raw sex appeal on everyone's lists across the board. Internet celebs even more so as it's more of a direct competition with internet porn.

There's plenty of non nude models out there too for the mystique of "almost but not quite" teasing.

Unless you went with singers or actresses that are just as hot or hotter than any mainstream pornstar/model but unheard of. Then it's a list of nobody's and the interest is partially lost. The thrill (for me anyways) in a list like that is recognizing some of the people listed.

As far as North American ideas about sex; I'd have to totally agree with you. Sex is associated with promiscuity and infidelity. Why? I have no idea really, it's stupid.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Obviously this list was created by Bi-Sexual lonely housewives, and the all male second shift over at the American Eagle Outfiters.
 
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