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Medical Marijuana: Another Great Reason To Live In California

Lee Van Queef

Maybe I Should Get A Little High First
I finally got approved for Medical Marijuana last week. I don't know why I waited so long. It was easy. I went to a doctor, paid $49, and was approved after mentioning some shoulder pain and trouble with sleeping. After getting an official doctor's recommendation, which is good for one year, I went to a marijuana dispensary and bought a half ounce of this Skywalker OG stuff. It was a nice feeling knowing I got bud in the car and it's all legal even if I get pulled over.

At about 9 O'Clock that night, I broke out my stuff and packed the bong. I hit it hard and felt the high hit my head before I could even put the bong back on the ground. I ended up smoking a gram of the Skywalker OG and was totally fucked up. I remember watching pornography and yelling at the television while fiddling with my wiener. One of the best effects of this stuff was a great night sleep, better than I've had in ages.

Anybody thinking about getting Medical Marijuana certified should do it. It's easy, cheap, and you'll be able to pick from a wide assortment of strains to smoke.
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
:confused:You got high, posted about it and not a mention of a toilet or shit??

We're glad you got you MMP too.:clap:

Stay high my friend..stay high.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
But, on the down side, you're still in California.

Sucker.
 

PlumpRump

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
...I remember watching pornography and yelling at the television while fiddling with my wiener...

Couldn't imagine a more perfect evening!
 

pete rose

Tip: install a spycam in your toilet.
You are seriously not cool or my friend if you don't smoke weed. Real trees. Word is bond.
 

ForumModeregulator

Believer In GregCentauro
jesus, its california. since when is a medical card needed to obtain or smoke weed?

but seriously, if you get a chance you have to try these strains...they are absolute *knock you off your ass*

Jack Herer
Vortex
Romulan


and get some god damn haaaaaassshhhh, EDIBLES TOOOOOO!!
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
If pot can help anyone deal with a medical condition, it seems immoral to deny them the relief it offers.

As for its recreational use ..... I don't see the attraction. But apparently i am in the vast minority, so I'll go with the majority opinion.
 

ForumModeregulator

Believer In GregCentauro
If pot can help anyone deal with a medical condition, it seems immoral to deny them the relief it offers.

As for its recreational use ..... I don't see the attraction. But apparently i am in the vast minority, so I'll go with the majority opinion.

the recreational attraction is the same as the medical attraction. Pain relieving properties, a "high", etc.

i guess in the end, marijuana makes you feel good. thats why people do it, for recreation and medicinal purposes.
 

bustybbwlover

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
i've considered it...i've had issues sleeping both before i ever and after i quit smoking pot but when i used to smoke i never had issues sleeping...i suppose i just don't have as much ben & jerry's disposable income these days so i don't think i'll be getting my card
 

ForumModeregulator

Believer In GregCentauro
i've considered it...i've had issues sleeping both before i ever and after i quit smoking pot but when i used to smoke i never had issues sleeping...i suppose i just don't have as much ben & jerry's disposable income these days so i don't think i'll be getting my card

there are more effective prescriptions for sleeping than marijuana. you could just get those...
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
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