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Meet Trump's latest bitch: Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull

Jack Davenport

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sean miguel

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So Australia has been holding middle-eastern refuge seekers in an offshore detention facility ala guantanamo bay except our detainees are enjoying better conditions apparently?

I don't get it. I thought Australia was more enlightened/progressive than us. This smacks of islamophobia and racism. Ask their aboriginal population about that or the "abos" as our gapped-tooth outback types like mongo refer to them as in the privacy of their dinner table conversations of course.
 

Jack Davenport

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so australia has been holding middle-eastern refuge seekers in an offshore detention facility ala guantanamo bay except our detainees are enjoying better conditions apparently?

I don't get it. I thought australia was more enlightened/progressive than us. This smacks of islamophobia and racism. Ask their aboriginal population about that or the "abos" as our gapped-tooth outback types like mongo refer to them as in the privacy of their dinner table conversations of course.

.... :)
 

bobjustbob

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So Australia has been holding middle-eastern refuge seekers in an offshore detention facility ala guantanamo bay except our detainees are enjoying better conditions apparently?

I don't get it. I thought Australia was more enlightened/progressive than us. This smacks of islamophobia and racism. Ask their aboriginal population about that or the "abos" as our gapped-tooth outback types like mongo refer to them as in the privacy of their dinner table conversations of course.

Hey, hey, hey! Watch your mouth fella. It's not like they've been living in tents for 3 years. Clearly Australia had their plan worked out. Find some schmuck to take them and put them on their dole.

https://www.hrw.org/asia/nauru
 

mongo18

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Oh boy. So your petulant child has a temper tantrum and you're bragging about it?

This is a done deal. drumpf's EO on immigration even contained an exception clause specifically addressing this agreement. Your blubbering baby is backed into a corner and he doesn't like it so now he's having a hissy fit.

Turnbull put up with it because he's a politician and an adult. We don't need the USA, we have plenty of other allies. The US on the other hand, should focus on hanging onto whatever friends it's got, because that moron is doing his best to get rid of all of them. Australian defense and foreign policy advisers are preparing for any eventuality, including a freeze on the USA alliance, because nobody knows what the idiot is going to do. But they have said that the alliance will endure, it just has to survive 4 years of drumpf, if he lasts that long.

There's 2 ways this can play out:
1 - drumpf backs out of the deal, showing Australia and the world what the word of the USA is worth under this inept government.
2 - drumpf honors the commitment, in which case this is just another example of your inbecile in chief crying because he didn't get his way. In his defense, it was stated that he was very tired and grumpy, and it was just his worst phone call all day, you guys!

The US embassy here says the deal will go ahead, even drumpf's minister of truth says the deal will go ahead after he gave him a juice box and put him down for a nap.

If anything, drumpf is Turnbull's bitch in this case. He's just making a lot of noise and stomping his feet about it because he thinks that will make him look like the alpha. It works on people who aren't very smart (several examples of those in this thread), but those of us with 3 digit IQs, and real world leaders, are doing what we always do when it's drumpf, and shaking our heads in disgust, at yet another example of drumpf proving to the world that he's just a whiny little bitch with the emotional control of a prepubescent girl.
 

Jack Davenport

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Oh boy. So your petulant child has a temper tantrum and you're bragging about it?

This is a done deal. drumpf's EO on immigration even contained an exception clause specifically addressing this agreement. Your blubbering baby is backed into a corner and he doesn't like it so now he's having a hissy fit.

Turnbull put up with it because he's a politician and an adult. We don't need the USA, we have plenty of other allies. The US on the other hand, should focus on hanging onto whatever friends it's got, because that moron is doing his best to get rid of all of them. Australian defense and foreign policy advisers are preparing for any eventuality, including a freeze on the USA alliance, because nobody knows what the idiot is going to do. But they have said that the alliance will endure, it just has to survive 4 years of drumpf, if he lasts that long.

There's 2 ways this can play out:
1 - drumpf backs out of the deal, showing Australia and the world what the word of the USA is worth under this inept government.
2 - drumpf honors the commitment, in which case this is just another example of your inbecile in chief crying because he didn't get his way. In his defense, it was stated that he was very tired and grumpy, and it was just his worst phone call all day, you guys!

The US embassy here says the deal will go ahead, even drumpf's minister of truth says the deal will go ahead after he gave him a juice box and put him down for a nap.

If anything, drumpf is Turnbull's bitch in this case. He's just making a lot of noise and stomping his feet about it because he thinks that will make him look like the alpha. It works on people who aren't very smart (several examples of those in this thread), but those of us with 3 digit IQs, and real world leaders, are doing what we always do when it's drumpf, and shaking our heads in disgust, at yet another example of drumpf proving to the world that he's just a whiny little bitch with the emotional control of a prepubescent girl.

Ah, yes. Because your "3 digit IQ" is on full display here regularly.

Trump leaves more intellect in the Charmin he wipes his ass with than what you can muster in a week.
Turnbull is already kissing Trump's ass again, not even a week later.

Get used to it son, you have 4 more years of whining like a little bitch over this phenomenal president. And the way libtards keep setting their hair on fire you are almost handing him a second term.
 

bobjustbob

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3 dig1t IQ? 040.

You ain't selling that shit to me. Your government can't manage your refugee problems. Your PM hoodwinked Obama into a shitty deal that gets dumped in Trump's lap. You are getting called on it now. And with that your skeletons are coming out of your closet. Paying off other countries to take them. Paying off people smugglers to turn their boats to go back. Mistreating refugees so badly that the UN has to step in. No sir, your PM isn't thumping his chest. He's looking scared.
 

mongo18

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Tweet from drumpf - "Thank you to Prime Minister of Australia for telling the truth about our very civil conversation that FAKE NEWS media lied about. Very nice!"

The story was leaked by drumpf's own people! The orange idiot had a hissy fit, and now every grown up in the room is looking at him with hands on hips saying "you apologize for being rude to that nice man!" because Australia has been the USAs staunchest ally for the last century. A flood of representatives from both sides of the aisle came forth to apologize for your failure in chief this week.

The deal stands, drumpf is the bitch.

Who's kissing whose ass? You're an idiot BC, just like your idiot president.
 

bobjustbob

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The plot thickens. This is a swap. USA takes Australian refugees from Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Somalia, and Sudan for USA refugees from El Salvador, Guatemala, and Honduras. Nice move Mr. Obama. Explain the motivation for this shit deal and why any American shouldn't be pissed Mongo.
 

Jack Davenport

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Tweet from drumpf - "Thank you to Prime Minister of Australia for telling the truth about our very civil conversation that FAKE NEWS media lied about. Very nice!"

The story was leaked by drumpf's own people! The orange idiot had a hissy fit, and now every grown up in the room is looking at him with hands on hips saying "you apologize for being rude to that nice man!" because Australia has been the USAs staunchest ally for the last century. A flood of representatives from both sides of the aisle came forth to apologize for your failure in chief this week.

The deal stands, drumpf is the bitch.

Who's kissing whose ass? You're an idiot BC, just like your idiot president.
A flood? A flood? Bwahahaha.
Link?

And where on this thread did I even mention the refugee trade?

Not only is he licking Trump's ass, he has his tongue buried deep into his orange starfish
http://hotair.com/archives/2017/02/...ews-while-turnbull-calls-it-frank-discussion/

If anyone had hung up on me, I wouldn't be saying they have a "big personality".

As usual, you suck, your facts suck. Australia sucks..eat a bowl of dicks.
 

mongo18

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
This is absolutely worth a revisit now that the transcript is out.

First, we have drumpf pouting like a cranky toddler about the dumb deal:

Malcom [sic], why is this so important? I do not understand. This is going to kill me. I am the world’s greatest person that does not want to let people into the country. And now I am agreeing to take 2,000 people and I agree I can vet them, but that puts me in a bad position. It makes me look so bad and I have only been here a week.


I will just have to say that unfortunately I will have to live with what was said by Obama. I will say I hate it. Look, I spoke to Putin, Merkel, Abe of Japan, to France today, and this was my most unpleasant call because I will be honest with you. I hate taking these people.


Poor Malcolm Turnbull tried to give the idiot an exit by explaining a very simple concept a number of ways:

does not require you to take 2,000 people. It does not require you to take any....The obligation is for the United States to look and examine and take up to and only if they so choose....Every individual is subject to your vetting. You can decide to take them or to not take them after vetting....The obligation is to only go through the process...does not oblige you to take one person that you do not want....You can decide. It is at your discretion

Turnbull also appears to be patiently trying to teach the poor blithering idiot how to be an adult, and how deals work:

this is a big deal, I think we should respect deals....This is a big deal. It is really, really important to us that we maintain it....it is in the mutual interest of the United States....you are seen to show the respect that a trusted ally wants and deserves....there is nothing more important in business or politics than a deal is a deal....this will make you look like a man who stands by the commitments of the United States

But my favourite part is when donny dipshit gets out his crayons and finally connects the dots, when his 1.5 Watt bulb finally buzzes to a dim orange glow, and he says Suppose I vet them closely and I do not take any?
To which Turnbull replies, presumably after an exasperated eyeroll, That is the point I have been trying to make.


Baaaaahahahahahahaha. Sorry trumpa loompas, your hero is dumber than a bag of hammers, and a whiny little bitch too!
 

sean miguel

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yeah, what a dumbass.

"Obama agreed to take them but you don't HAVE to take them" <wink><wink><nudge><nudge> "just as long as we don't take them in, m8."


people's lives we're talking about.

I guess we should adopt Australia's immigration policy.
 

mongo18

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Yeah, it's clear how much you and republicans care about people's lives.

Nobody in Australia, including me, likes what Turnbull is saying, and he has his own shit to deal with now because of this. But again, you're deflecting from the point that your president is a potato head who doesn't understand the basics of diplomacy or deal making, even after Turnbull tried to explain it to him like he's a toddler.
 

sean miguel

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Just read through the transcript. Trump is an idiot for not telling Turnbull to fuck off. It was in President Trump's authority to nix that deal. Leave it up to Australia to turn them back, or hold them for another 3 years.

WTF would Australia do?


Hoping Kim Jong-un makes good on one of his threats.
 

mongo18

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Just read through the transcript. Trump is an idiot for not telling Turnbull to fuck off.

Hahaha, read it again, slower this time. Your boy couldn't even keep up with the conversation! Turnbull had to basically draw him a picture and he still didn't get it. Now we know what he meant when he said "I will study this dumb deal."
 

Johan

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What other countries will learn from this : America is not to be trusted. You may have a deal with them, it could be canceled as soon as another president takes office.
Deal with america with extreme precaution and make sure they keep their part of the bargain before the end of the president's mandate. Or make sure the next president won't be able to cancel the deal.
 

sean miguel

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What other countries will learn from this : America is not to be trusted. You may have a deal with them, it could be canceled as soon as another president takes office.
Deal with america with extreme precaution and make sure they keep their part of the bargain before the end of the president's mandate. Or make sure the next president won't be able to cancel the deal.

Obama abandons missile defence shield in Europe

Barack Obama has abandoned the controversial Pentagon plan to build a missile defence system in Europe that had long soured relations with Russia.

In one of the sharpest breaks yet with the policies of the Bush administration, Obama said the new approach would offer "stronger, swifter and smarter" defence for the US and its allies. He said it would focus on the threat posed by Iran's short- and medium-range missiles, rather than its intercontinental nuclear capabilities.


Alexandr Vondra, a former Czech deputy prime minister and ambassador to Washington intimately involved in the negotiations with the Americans, said he was surprised. "This is a U-turn in US policy," he said. "But first we expect the US to honour its commitments. If they don't they may have problems generating support for Afghanistan and on other things."


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/sep/17/missile-defence-shield-barack-obama


and President Trump (to his discredit) reluctantly agreed to honor this deal with Australia to take these undesirables off their hands. so what exactly are you referring to other than my recommendation?
 
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