HappyHapyJoyJoy
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After a quick Google and a gathering of the scientific facts it presented me with I have come to the conclusion that Santa is in fact an elf, and Jesus was a space alien who liked to hang out in North America (I assume he flew there in his flying saucer) preaching to the Indians before they were Indians and only the Indians from India were Indians.
The Internets have decreed this to be The One Truth. Deal with it.
The Internets have decreed this to be The One Truth. Deal with it.