Metal Church

[Jack Davenport]

 

[assari]

Mr. Blue Countach, the signs are clear.

You are in love.

 

[Jack Davenport]

How did you guess?.

My secretary had a single woman originally from Colombia visit her at the office a few days ago and I was smitten.

I am thinking of a reason why she should invite her over here again lol

 

[assari]

How did you guess?.

When a man listens to heavy music he has fallen in love.

This woman is South American so she is probably a socialist and you're a capitalist...well, as they say; opposites complement each other.

 

[Jack Davenport]

When a man listens to heavy music he has fallen in love.

This woman is South American so she is probably a socialist and you're a capitalist...well, as they say; opposites complement each other.

Colombia is not Venezuela

My secretary invited me over to her place tomorrow (she is married) for a seafood boil. The woman is going to be there. I think they are playing matchmakers. Or she is seeking more job security.

 

[assari]

The woman is going to be there.

Are you going to go there?

If the answer is yes then you need some good lines;


http://www.gotlines.com/lines/funny.php

 

[Jack Davenport]

Are you going to go there?

If the answer is yes then you need some good lines;


http://www.gotlines.com/lines/funny.php

Those lines only work in bars on American expatriate cam models living in Finland

 

[Philbert]

Those lines only work in bars on American expatriate cam models living in Finland

No shit? Oh...I knew that already.

(cancels printing...)

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Metal church unholy church who'll be the sacrifice.