Metal fans look here

[Death_blooms08]

I thought this was supposed to be about metal? all I see are shitty hardcore bands. here's tip if you're unsure, if their audience wears girl pants and has bangs longer then the rest of thier hair, then they aren't a metal band.

Well since you are such an expert on music that you can just tell a band's talent because of hair, then please I would love to hear what your favorite bands are.

 

[Priapus]

All of the bands I would have chosen have been picked, so here is a metal band review site. http://www.metal-observer.com/articles.php?lid=1&sid=5&a=l&l=A

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Deathcrotch
Morbid Slaughter
Axe Handle
Theatre of Torment
Sledge Mauler
Blood Curdler
Pummelling of the Soul
Baby Raper
Prophet of Entrails
Dog Stomper
Maggot Soup
Gates of the Abyss
Sacrificial Toolshed
Petrified Remains
Log Shitter
Stool Fucker

Just kidding, none of those are real bands but from reading the names above they very well could be!

 

[calpoon]

yeah, that

that was fuckin funny dude.

 

[Legzman]

I think this thread deserves a little bump

 

[Werewolf]

Type O Negative
Tristania
Mandragora Scream
Lacuna Coil ( Older Stuff )
Elis
Madrigal
Siebenbürgen

 

[dave_rhino]

tool

 

[mongo18]

Not that I'm complaining, being a metalhead myself, but when did this become a metal forum? I take a few days to move house and all of a sudden theres half a dozen metal threads here!

 

[squallumz]

Deathcrotch
Morbid Slaughter
Axe Handle
Theatre of Torment
Sledge Mauler
Blood Curdler
Pummelling of the Soul
Baby Raper
Prophet of Entrails
Dog Stomper
Maggot Soup
Gates of the Abyss
Sacrificial Toolshed
Petrified Remains
Log Shitter
Stool Fucker

Just kidding, none of those are real bands but from reading the names above they very well could be!

i thought they were.. then i saw log shitter. i put that together with stool fucker then... niice. :tongue:

 

[squallumz]

Not that I'm complaining, being a metalhead myself, but when did this become a metal forum? I take a few days to move house and all of a sudden theres half a dozen metal threads here!

no kidding! this all happened within the last hour or something. kinda weird.

 

[Winterherz]

Not that I'm complaining, being a metalhead myself, but when did this become a metal forum? I take a few days to move house and all of a sudden theres half a dozen metal threads here!

It's called Metal Mania, dude!

 

[Husified]

Steal Back Your Life

 

[Slaughter]

Try out Scar Symmetry if you want to try out some melodic death metal, has some growling and some clean vocals, some killer riffs too.

 

[squallumz]

:rofl: dog stomper

hahaha still funny.

 

[Legzman]

stumbled across Xandria today. Lead singer fiery read head!

looking more into symphonic metal. Never heard it before. Not bad at all!

Sirenia is pretty good.