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[Shifty]

Diddy sued for $1 trillion, blamed for 9/11 :tinhat:

A woman from Los Angeles has reportedly filed a 1- trillion-dollar lawsuit against music mogul Diddy, claiming that he is responsible for the September 11 attacks.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/diddy-sued-1-trillion-blamed-9-11-20110129-022927-119.html

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=476152

 

[ApolloBalboa]

What.....the....fuck....

This is the most contrived thing I've ever, EVER heard of. This is crazier than anything WTC7 posts, and this woman is in the same boat. What judge or court would even take this seriously enough to give her a hearing?

One facepalm doesn't do this justice, so to the thousandth power.

 

[turtle825]

[the woman] also added that diddy stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars" that she won in a mississippi casino and later gave it away to someone else.

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[Spleen]

Sounds to me like she is doing this as a joke. Some sort of publicity stunt?

 

[BlueBalls]

Uh-oh, they let WTC7's mom out of the asylum, again.

 

[mrtrebus]

I loathe Diddy, I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss this seemingly 'crazy' claim. . .

 

[Rey C.]

Didn't she also claim that he raped her... even though they've never actually met?

You know how you hear stats that 10% of the human population is gay and a certain percentage is this or that. What I want to know is, what percentage of the human population would be considered clinically insane? I'm serious. What do you think, somewhere between 2-5%... maybe more??? :dunno:

 

[mrtrebus]

Didn't she also claim that he raped her... even though they've never actually met?

You have obviously not heard of astral projection my naive young apprentice!

 

[D-rock]

Maybe the members here can join together and have a class action suit against FreeOnes for a couple trillion dollars for making us spend so much time here and mesmerizing us with all it's links to babes.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I don't think it's crazy at all. You know he fucking did it.

 

[mrtrebus]

I don't think it's crazy at all. You know he fucking did it.

Truth! It was part of his eternal battle with The Godzilla. The Twin Towers were the secret nesting place of the monsters Godzill-eggs. It was a tough decision but he had to sacrifice those poor people in order to save the world from the man eating army of godzookies waiting to hatch. He continues to search the globe for other nesting grounds. All hail Diddy savour of mankind from the mutant reptilian horde!


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