Most perverted act you've done with gf/wife?

[GregCentauro]

I once was tricked into a conversation about my feelings. That was really sick and I'm still shocked how I could let it happen.

 

[lurkingdirk]

GregC once talked to me about his feelings. I've been in intensive therapy ever since. It was heinous.

 

[shimmy2]

the one or two things YOU consider most perverted

1. getting married
2. dragging it on for years despite knowing better

it doesnt get more sicko than that. :rofl:

 

[drf]

I never had a girlfriend before but there was this one time where I got horny and jerked off.

 

[randymyers]

I forgot to add that sometimes i fuck her, manage to ejaculate a bit without orgasm then i suck up my cum and snowball with her.
It tastes a bit odd but the girl will do anything for me - that turns her on so much.
:lovecoupl

 

[CuntPunt]

This one time an ex-girlfriend fisted me in the ass. She went in all the way up to her elbow and played with my ribcage. That was freakin' hot.

 

[randymyers]

I have been asking her to fist me, but up til now she has only fucked me with a strap-on.
Lives in hope!:thumbsup:

 

[shimmy2]

I forgot to add that sometimes i fuck her, manage to ejaculate a bit without orgasm then i suck up my cum and snowball with her.
It tastes a bit odd but the girl will do anything for me - that turns her on so much.
:lovecoupl

thats a little off the wall brotha, but have fun

 

[Ace Bandage]

Dirk and I have done some things that would make Max Hardcore say, "Wow, that's fucked up." But as most of the acts are illegal in 58 countries, I cannot say anymore. Rest assured though, the trained chimpanzees and Korean servant family were not harmed...

 

[Baill Inneraora]

3somes with prior gf's. Not this one...................yet.

 

[titsrock]

^
I thought you'd say something involving a Meatchicken jersey

 

[rock hard]

Does having your GF restrained to the bed.....tickling and teasing her relentlessly with feathers and sex toys bringing her right up to the edge of orgasm before stopping for a bit...then start all over again constitute kinky?? :dunno:

No?


Then I haven't done anything kinky

 

[tartanterrier]

Jizzed in her eye.It was painful for her,but I liked it in a kinky sort of way

 

[mrtrebus]

Once, when kissing she put. . .her tongue in my mouth! :eek:
Needless to say she is now my ex-girlfriend! :nono:

 

[monicasilver]

We've done lots of perverted things:

She once made me a Vodka Tonic with her pee in it.
She loves ass to mouth and ass to pussy.
She loves a 'dirty' ass fuck.
She likes to buy me panties and paint my nails.
The other day we had anal sex in front of the tv with porn on. She was licking the screen where the guys cock was shooting spunk onto the girls pussy. That was sexy, actually. I was telling her to finger his arse and lick the girls pussy. She got so turned on she came instantly.
Another time, she got horny at work and phoned me to tell me to print off a picture of her and come all over it (while on the phone) and then send her a pic of the picture covered in cum.

She's an awesome gf.:nanner:
The thing i like about her most - XXX wise - is that she loves watching porn, the filthier the better, and she will incorporate the acts into our sex life: sortalike 'i can do that' - its almost like training......!

I would like to do a she/he with her, that would be fun.
And she seems to be coming round to licking pussy, but not yet dammit.

You're Nasty!

I approve

:hatsoff:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Ass To Mouth with a girl who, strictly speaking wasn't a GF. I don't miss her. Long time ago.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I once said 'I love you' and I hold doors open for her out in public. Nothing like public actions, eh? :nanner:

 

[averageJoe]

Most perverted thing I ever did with the wife is anal, and only ONCE. Also playing with food. Worst was licking chocolate syrup off each other. made us both sick to our stomachs and a mess on the bed that went all the way down to the mattress itself. Most perverted ever is with an old girlfriend. She like to put her finger up my ass while giving me head. She was a bit of a freak.

 

[Ulysses31]

Went shopping for shoes, still keeps me up at night

 

[JayJohn85]

We had sex.