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Most porno experience you've ever had

JR7

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Hey ladies and gentlemen,

Share the most porno-esque experience you've ever had...

Mine took place in ~2001. In the days before Facebook there was aol. I met a girl the same night I started chatting with her. She invited me straight over to her apartment - no meeting in a public place, restaurant.

She was ~250 lbs. and I was weighing in at a whopping 127 at the time. This was your classic 'fat girl and skinny guy' scene. Anyhow, I got there and we instantly got in her bed and started 69-ing. Yes, I was on the bottom much of the time and just like in the pornos, my head disappeared into a mass of ass and upper thighs. She had a natural redhaired pussy. Very pretty, with the largest vaginal opening I had ever seen. It was the size of a golf ball. Very sexy. I put my entire nose inside - because I could.

After about an hour of 69-ing with her taking breaks sucking my dick so that I wouldn't cum too soon I was finally ready to show her my cumshot. I got on my knees, she was on her back sucking my dick - true porno style. I started to feel the tiniest start of an orgasm so I pulled out and just hovered over her chest without touching my cock. This sexy, 250 lb. BBW gave me one of the most intense drawn out orgasms I'd ever had, but meanwhile - no cum. She said (and I'll never forget) "Do you need to put it back in my mouth?" I said, "No, I'm actually cumming if you could believe it," and yes, i had enough time to say all of those words. No sooner do I say this and 2 small drops of cum peter out. So I'm thinking this girl just gave me one of the best orgasms of my life but she'll never know based on that showing. But here's the kicker - and this is why it's the most porno moment. It was the classic "surprise" cumshot.

My cock, hands free, slaps up in the air and shoots an enormous thick string of goo all over her more distant breast. I spurt 4 more blasts on her nearer breast and in true porno style reinsert my penis in her mouth for her to swallow the last drops. She says, 'You taste good," and proceeds to gather wads of my cum from her tits on her fingers and licks it off. And that, my friends, is the most porno experience I ever had.

What are your most porno-esque experiences?
 

maredsous

You avin' a laugh?
dude, we get it. you like fatties. you don't have to make a dozen threads extolling their virtues.
 

JR7

Please reduce your sig, you know it's too big!
Are you having a laugh? Are you having a laugh?

Hey man, mine happens to be with a fat chick - probably because they are more free-spirited generally and you can get away with more porno behavior. But I'm sure others' accounts are with thin females. I just opened the conversation. Not trying to extoll their virtues. Just gave my example.
 
Many moons ago, I worked as a pizza delivery boy. One night, I was send off to deliver a haul of six XXL pizzas. A 85-year-old tranny, weighing approximately 500 lbs. in yellow stockings and a leopard bra opened the door and yelled in a squeaky voice "PIZZA! PIZZA!". I just wanted to collect the money and get the fuck out of there.

He grabbed me by the collar and dragged me through his apartment, shouting "PIZZA! PIZZA!". Opening the cartons he glanced over to me with a smirk and yelled in the squeaky voice: "NO BALONEY! GRRR!"

Heavily breathing after the manhandling I took a look at the receipt. He had ordered six tuna pizzas. "There is no baloney with tuna", I replied.

"HARRRD!!! I WANT BALONEY!!!" His bellowing grimace was just a few inches from mine. "What can I do?". I was close to crying. "FEED ME YOUR BALONEY!!!" The tranny pulled down his knickers and displayed a fetid, worn-out asshole surrounded by flabs of withered white flesh. He swung his stinking carcass on the food- and cum-stained couch in the middle of the room and began eating the pizzas; directly with his grimy mouth from the cartons, like a pig from a trough. "BALONEY! BALONEY! PIZZA!" The tranny smeared some pizza topping on his asshole as some sort of lube and repeated "BALONEY!!!"

My only chance to get out there alive was to shove my limp dick in his tuna-topped cornhole and pump his bacon while he was munching on the six pizzas. "BALONEY!! HARR!"

Yes, that's how I met PirateKing. After that romantic encounter I've been driving to his apartment every night delivering tuna pizza with baloney. :lovecoupl
 

pool_hustler

Be careful what you wish for, it might come true!
you lost me at "my head disappeared into a mass of ass and upper thighs"
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JR7

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Well, though an untrue account, it's very creative and entertaining. Mine is real - I swear. Anyone have any real porno-esque stories? Any females want to contribute?
 

pool_hustler

Be careful what you wish for, it might come true!
Many moons ago, I worked as a pizza delivery boy. One night, I was send off to deliver a haul of six XXL pizzas. A 85-year-old tranny, weighing approximately 500 lbs. in yellow stockings and a leopard bra opened the door and yelled in a squeaky voice "PIZZA! PIZZA!". I just wanted to collect the money and get the fuck out of there.

He grabbed me by the collar and dragged me through his apartment, shouting "PIZZA! PIZZA!". Opening the cartons he glanced over to me with a smirk and yelled in the squeaky voice: "NO BALONEY! GRRR!"

Heavily breathing after the manhandling I took a look at the receipt. He had ordered six tuna pizzas. "There is no baloney with tuna", I replied.

"HARRRD!!! I WANT BALONEY!!!" His bellowing grimace was just a few inches from mine. "What can I do?". I was close to crying. "FEED ME YOUR BALONEY!!!" The tranny pulled down his knickers and displayed a fetid, worn-out asshole surrounded by flabs of withered white flesh. He swung his stinking carcass on the food- and cum-stained couch in the middle of the room and began eating the pizzas; directly with his grimy mouth from the cartons, like a pig from a trough. "BALONEY! BALONEY! PIZZA!" The tranny smeared some pizza topping on his asshole as some sort of lube and repeated "BALONEY!!!"

My only chance to get out there alive was to shove my limp dick in his tuna-topped cornhole and pump his bacon while he was munching on the six pizzas. "BALONEY!! HARR!"

Yes, that's how I met PirateKing. After that romantic encounter I've been driving to his apartment every night delivering tuna pizza with baloney. :lovecoupl

That's fuckin beautiful man :crying:
And people say romance is dead :thefinger
 

JR7

Please reduce your sig, you know it's too big!
Hey Pool hustler, sorry man. We've all seen the films. There's no way not to suffocate in ass cheeks and thigh meat when you let a BBW sit on your face. And you have to let her get in that position! What's the point of hooking up if you're not going to let them face-sit.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Staff member
I think coming to work everyday is the most porno experience I've ever had. :surprise: Especially when Roald starts going on and on about shaving his balls.
 

JR7

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Yes, I can imagine working for Freeones would be a daily porno experience. Thank you for weighing in, Petra.
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
The most porno experience I have had was the time when I hired Sarah Shine as an escort. ;)
 

Lonilover

Pussy, pussy, where are you?
I think coming to work everyday is the most porno experience I've ever had. :surprise: Especially when Roald starts going on and on about shaving his balls.

Shaving his balls ? hahhaha that's funny, will he do it with Shaving knives ??

most porn experience i had is ordering two escort service girls and had a great fuck out of it. happen a couple of years ago, nice memory.
 
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Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Staff member
Shaving his balls ? hahhaha that's funny, will he do it with Shaving knives ??

most porn experience i had is ordering two escort service girls and had a great fuck out of it. happen a couple of years ago, nice memory.

I've no idea how he does it and I really don't want to know!!
 

1ManRevolution

Life at Freeones is good!
Hey ladies and gentlemen,

Share the most porno-esque experience you've ever had...

Mine took place in ~2001. In the days before Facebook there was aol. I met a girl the same night I started chatting with her. She invited me straight over to her apartment - no meeting in a public place, restaurant.

She was ~250 lbs. and I was weighing in at a whopping 127 at the time. This was your classic 'fat girl and skinny guy' scene. Anyhow, I got there and we instantly got in her bed and started 69-ing. Yes, I was on the bottom much of the time and just like in the pornos, my head disappeared into a mass of ass and upper thighs. She had a natural redhaired pussy. Very pretty, with the largest vaginal opening I had ever seen. It was the size of a golf ball. Very sexy. I put my entire nose inside - because I could.

After about an hour of 69-ing with her taking breaks sucking my dick so that I wouldn't cum too soon I was finally ready to show her my cumshot. I got on my knees, she was on her back sucking my dick - true porno style. I started to feel the tiniest start of an orgasm so I pulled out and just hovered over her chest without touching my cock. This sexy, 250 lb. BBW gave me one of the most intense drawn out orgasms I'd ever had, but meanwhile - no cum. She said (and I'll never forget) "Do you need to put it back in my mouth?" I said, "No, I'm actually cumming if you could believe it," and yes, i had enough time to say all of those words. No sooner do I say this and 2 small drops of cum peter out. So I'm thinking this girl just gave me one of the best orgasms of my life but she'll never know based on that showing. But here's the kicker - and this is why it's the most porno moment. It was the classic "surprise" cumshot.

My cock, hands free, slaps up in the air and shoots an enormous thick string of goo all over her more distant breast. I spurt 4 more blasts on her nearer breast and in true porno style reinsert my penis in her mouth for her to swallow the last drops. She says, 'You taste good," and proceeds to gather wads of my cum from her tits on her fingers and licks it off. And that, my friends, is the most porno experience I ever had.

What are your most porno-esque experiences?

Ok...you're a chubby chaser good for you. Do you have to have ALL your threads be about that?
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Dude, you lost me at 250 lbs. I don't even want to visualize that. Even a girl half her size would be pushing it in terms of weight.

:eeew:
 

1ManRevolution

Life at Freeones is good!
Dude, you lost me at 250 lbs. I don't even want to visualize that. Even a girl half her size would be pushing it in terms of weight.

:eeew:

A girl that is 125 lbs. is pushing it? is she a midget?
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.

1ManRevolution

Life at Freeones is good!

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Many moons ago, I worked as a pizza delivery boy. One night, I was send off to deliver a haul of six XXL pizzas. A 85-year-old tranny, weighing approximately 500 lbs. in yellow stockings and a leopard bra opened the door and yelled in a squeaky voice "PIZZA! PIZZA!". I just wanted to collect the money and get the fuck out of there.

He grabbed me by the collar and dragged me through his apartment, shouting "PIZZA! PIZZA!". Opening the cartons he glanced over to me with a smirk and yelled in the squeaky voice: "NO BALONEY! GRRR!"

Heavily breathing after the manhandling I took a look at the receipt. He had ordered six tuna pizzas. "There is no baloney with tuna", I replied.

"HARRRD!!! I WANT BALONEY!!!" His bellowing grimace was just a few inches from mine. "What can I do?". I was close to crying. "FEED ME YOUR BALONEY!!!" The tranny pulled down his knickers and displayed a fetid, worn-out asshole surrounded by flabs of withered white flesh. He swung his stinking carcass on the food- and cum-stained couch in the middle of the room and began eating the pizzas; directly with his grimy mouth from the cartons, like a pig from a trough. "BALONEY! BALONEY! PIZZA!" The tranny smeared some pizza topping on his asshole as some sort of lube and repeated "BALONEY!!!"

My only chance to get out there alive was to shove my limp dick in his tuna-topped cornhole and pump his bacon while he was munching on the six pizzas. "BALONEY!! HARR!"

Yes, that's how I met PirateKing. After that romantic encounter I've been driving to his apartment every night delivering tuna pizza with baloney. :lovecoupl

That's just HAWT on so many levels...
It's hard to pick out. Possibly the time my current lady handcuffed me, stood me against a wall, blew me & wanked me off on her face.
Possibly the time me and a Malaysian gal were watching porn while fucking.
Most of the times I cum on a gals face really...
Some of the times I have hired prostitutes...
 
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