Most porno experience you've ever had

[LukeEl]

The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic. I had four Rubik's cubes jammed up there one day on a bet with Brian Dennehy, when a heroin-crazed Rodney Allen Rippy burst into my trailer and punched me right in the solar plexus. I shat out all four cubes and damned if they didn't emerge solved. Shove em' back up there Dennehy I want to solve only the "reds".

 

[BlueBalls]

Ron Jeremy once milked my prostate while we were in the hot tub together.

I blew him afterwards out of common courtesy.





Nice fella. :thumbsup:

 

[DOA82]

What makes sex, porno sex exactly?

If your original story is to believed (and I dont btw) you met a girl online, who immediately invited you over for oral sex, you make no mention of fucking her gold ball sized opening after all.

Scares me a little she would invite you over for that strict intent with out knowing anything about you or what You Might be bringing to the party, i.e which particular brand of cock fungus is clinging to your shaft. Similairly, you played the front 9 without questioning what the salty taste in the back of your mouth is, or why your eyes are stinging! This is after all a woman who may have been played more than pong!

I do pose the question though, what if a couple have such passionate sex, they feel the movies are copying them? Lets face it, even your grandparents having sex would qualify as porn to someone.

But if you are strictly speaking "Dear Penthouse" style porno - then I dont have any stories to share, I dont fuck random strangers I meet in restrooms, on aol or who bring me pizza.

But everytime I see a fatty, everytime I see a set of kankles or a girl who can chain her nipples to her belly button with a one inch chain I will wonder.....has JR7 stuck his nose in her vag!

 

[1ManRevolution]

Bullshit...it was not a fat chick...you got busted on "how to catch a predator" and are embarassed by it.

 

[pete rose]

I've met Ron Jeremy and Gia Paloma when I lived in Hollywood. I was drunk as fuck when I met Ron and I literally called him a "lucky suave son of a bitch."

Gia Paloma's ass is RIDICULOUSLY huge up close and personal.

 

[Shifty]

She was ~250 lbs. and I was weighing in at a whopping 127 at the time. This was your classic 'fat girl and skinny guy' scene. Anyhow, I got there and we instantly got in her bed and started 69-ing. Yes, I was on the bottom much of the time and just like in the pornos, my head disappeared into a mass of ass and upper thighs. She had a natural redhaired pussy. Very pretty, with the largest vaginal opening I had ever seen. It was the size of a golf ball. Very sexy. I put my entire nose inside - because I could.

After about an hour of 69-ing with her taking breaks sucking my dick so that I wouldn't cum too soon I was finally ready to show her my cumshot. I got on my knees, she was on her back sucking my dick - true porno style. I started to feel the tiniest start of an orgasm so I pulled out and just hovered over her chest without touching my cock. This sexy, 250 lb. BBW gave me one of the most intense drawn out orgasms I'd ever had, but meanwhile - no cum. She said (and I'll never forget) "Do you need to put it back in my mouth?" I said, "No, I'm actually cumming if you could believe it," and yes, i had enough time to say all of those words. No sooner do I say this and 2 small drops of cum peter out. So I'm thinking this girl just gave me one of the best orgasms of my life but she'll never know based on that showing. But here's the kicker - and this is why it's the most porno moment. It was the classic "surprise" cumshot.

My cock, hands free, slaps up in the air and shoots an enormous thick string of goo all over her more distant breast. I spurt 4 more blasts on her nearer breast and in true porno style reinsert my penis in her mouth for her to swallow the last drops. She says, 'You taste good," and proceeds to gather wads of my cum from her tits on her fingers and licks it off. And that, my friends, is the most porno experience I ever had.

And that was the first and last time I had sex.

Fixed! :thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Mine involves this pizza delivery guy who insisted on baloney. But I don't want to talk about it.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

My girlfriend sat on a fire hydrant and blew me. Than we went to the adult bookstore and I fucked her DS in one of the peepshow booths, and we finished up on the bank of the river by the Main Str Bridge.

 

[JR7]

For those of you who doubt this story, not that it matters, it is 100% true down to the precum drops. I am now happily married with child. I'm not promoting random hooking up on aol. It was a phase I went through in my early 20's. Fortunately, I did not pay a hefty price for my admitted promiscuity. But it is a truthful porno-esque story.

 

[Asshair]

I'm not surprised that having sex with an obese woman can be a nice experience. Heck they don't have self esteem or self control, they do anything. You probably have a hard time giving them an orgasm and if you do they might get an heart attack.

 

[JR7]

On the issue of "hard to give and orgasm," I disagree. If their moans and exclamations, "I'm cumming!" are to be believed, most I've had are not only able to have an orgasm easily, they have multiples.

In terms of self-esteem, I'd say you're half right. It's sad but true in maybe half the fat chicks I've hooked up with that they do have low self esteem, think they're unattractive ...

But then I'd say the other half are fully aware of how sexy they can be and that they can make a guy putty in their hands (mouths and pussies) when given the chance. I once went back from a bar with a fat chick and after we started making out (just kissing!) she looked me dead in the eye and said, "I'm gonna make you cum three times tonight," and by God if she wasn't true to her word. First from 69, then from riding me, and a final blow job just before the sun came up.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I once had a woman touch my penis. I came.

I sobbed.


I CONQUERED!

 

[JR7]

That fits into a subgenre of porno - premature ejaculators. And I must admit that happened to me too. I was hooking up with a girl and after 4 hours of light petting, when she finally took my cock out, I came from her gliding her fingers down my glans.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

hmmm...i've done some POV style filming, nothing produced, just private collection stuff...unfortunately i don't have my camera anymore, so it's been a while

 

[squallumz]

oh i guess i should ad that im actually truly filming porn now. with my girl and other chicks. hopefully i can get the site up somewhat soon.

 

[delta69]

Sadly (well, maybe not), my sex life has been fairly tame. I suppose the closest experience I ever had to "porno sex" was butt fucking my wife while watching porn.

 

[luis1972]

a threesome with two babes including anal

 

[ICanHasLogin]

FreeOnes

 

[kksguy]

:wave:

An ex-gf of mine and I would sit at opposite sides of a room and masturbate while watching the other masturbate..........with commentary about what we wanted the other to do..........and then the real fun started :love-smi:

 

[rizwano]

mine was wth a stripper