MP's absence

[assari]

Green Party; 10, 9

Swedish People's Party; 9,7

Coalition Party; 7.39

Center Party; 7.29

Social Democratic Party; 6.88

Left-Wing Union; 5,67

True Finns; 3.69

The Christian Democrat Party; 2.83

Left Group; 1.00


It seems that the Greens and Conservatives do not take their job seriously as the commitee sessions are most important part of the work of parliament.

 

[Jagger69]

I thought this thread was about meesterperfect....

 

[meesterperfect]

Yeah me too Jag. Considering I didnt post for a few months and I just started again. ( btw you were the only one, the only one who welcomed me back. Although Mayhem and Rey did engage me in some pleasant debate, And Johan acknowledged me too).
For a few seconds I kinda knew how Navin Johnson felt he opened that new phone book.
" a thread about me?" " Its about time" I thought. " Gee , the gang must have really missed me after all".
then I realized this thread ain't about me at all, it's about..........what the hell is this thread about anyway?

 

[Jagger69]

It's about you now as far as I am concerned. Won't you all join me in welcoming MP back? He's one of my best buddies on this forum even though we almost always disagree about everting. Proof positive that you can disagree and still be able to maintain a civil dialogue with each other here....even be friends. Pretty contrary to what recent history would tell you.

So....how you doin', amigo? Back in C'bo or still stuck in Jersey?? Happy New Year my friend!! :thumbsup:

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Welcome back MP!

 

[bobjustbob]

No, no, no. You are fucking with my head now. MP was always here...wasn't he? I thought I had the Swedish People's Party on ignore but maybe it was MP by mistake. Thanks Assari for bringing this up to my attention.

 

[Mayhem]

Yeah me too Jag. Considering I didnt post for a few months and I just started again. ( btw you were the only one, the only one who welcomed me back. Although Mayhem and Rey did engage me in some pleasant debate, And Johan acknowledged me too).
For a few seconds I kinda knew how Navin Johnson felt he opened that new phone book.
" a thread about me?" " Its about time" I thought. " Gee , the gang must have really missed me after all".
then I realized this thread ain't about me at all, it's about..........what the hell is this thread about anyway?

Don't get me wrong, I'm always glad to see you. But if we're the reason you're not taking your responsibilities in the Finnish Parliament seriously, then this quite simply will not do. :nono:

BTW, not being missed/noticed is still light-years above having only Philbert miss you. That is when you know you've truly hit rock bottom.

 

[Philbert]

Don't get me wrong, I'm always glad to see you. But if we're the reason you're not taking your responsibilities in the Finnish Parliament seriously, then this quite simply will not do. :nono:

BTW, not being missed/noticed is still light-years above making a double post. That is when you know you've truly hit rock bottom.

Good thing he knows I didn't miss him...be sure to warn him of your new campaign against double-posting posters!athead:

 

[Mayhem]

Not all of them. Just the ones who do it out of hysterical stupidity. That narrows the field down to....you.

 

[Philbert]

:drunk:

Not all of them. Just the ones who do it out of hysterical stupidity. That narrows the field down to....you.

You have made the leap from annoying rabid trolling to asshole ...actually insulting everyone's intelligence who reads your butthurt idiot claims that a site malfunction common all over FOs is due to some lack of smarts on my part.

You need to find a rehab in Vegas and reclaim some adult coherency or pull the plug...your pain is unsettling to others who might care.
(Obviously that isn't me, but some folks out there must surely feel sorry for you.)
:troll2::drunk:[

 

[Mayhem]

Please try to dry out enough to get a glimmer of rationality in that soggy head you use to space our ears apart.
Let me type slowly...I am NOT interested is any personal info about YOU...God, how do you function at a table" Deal the cards upside down every once in a while?
Naturally I was referring to information, you know, the thing sober people refer to as "the topic'? I post on topic and you start ranting about how dumb I am, etc...classis internet nut case with nothing to say that has anything to do with the discussion.
You are so obviously an alcoholic and only you can't see it.
Hell, I quit drinking years ago, just for giggles...you need rehab seriously, you are not coherent.



Last try to help you focus...there's my post.
And your quick reply:

Please try to dry out enough to get a glimmer of rationality in that soggy head you use to space our ears apart.
Let me type slowly...I am NOT interested is any personal info about YOU...God, how do you function at a table" Deal the cards upside down every once in a while?
Naturally I was referring to information, you know, the thing sober people refer to as "the topic'? I post on topic and you start ranting about how dumb I am, etc...classis internet nut case with nothing to say that has anything to do with the discussion.
You are so obviously an alcoholic and only you can't see it.
Hell, I quit drinking years ago, just for giggles...you need rehab seriously, you are not coherent.






Hmmm nothing on topic, just some silly put down attempt as usual. Just can't stay on topic, huh? Does a few shots help with that drifting attention span? Sad...
Should I check back for that link to my statements on bombing Iran you claimed to have read? I have a feeling it's living where you cognitive abilities went to stay...in LaLa Land.
Yawnnnn...try and join the discussion or just leave on a search for those elusive claims you made.
:drunk:

That was not a FO malfunction, that was you being your usual hysterical, imbecilic self, and you know it.

Son, you're not even a challenge. Sammy was like landing a trout on light tackle - the end was inevitable, but it was fun to watch him struggle. Blue Countach was hunting dangerous game in heavy brush - everything should work out, but I better land a well placed shot. You? You're like clubbing a baby seal - you're feeble, defenseless, clueless and pathetic. You embarrass yourself on a daily basis and you're the only one who doesn't see it.

And you have made no "leap" whatsoever. You started out an asshole, you've always been an asshole and you'll always be an asshole. All that's left is how often you want me to whack you in the head.

 

[Jagger69]

So....not to interrupt this fascinating exchange of mature intellect (like we haven't heard any of this before) but, seriously, with winter being here you've got to be back in Medellin, right? :dunno: Hopefully you can comb through the crap here and get this message, MP. Come in Rangoon!!

PM me if you'd rather. Happy New Year, buddy!

 

[Mayhem]

So....not to interrupt this fascinating exchange of mature intellect (like we haven't heard any of this before) but, seriously, with winter being here you've got to be back in Medellin, right? :dunno: Hopefully you can comb through the crap here and get this message, MP. Come in Rangoon!!

PM me if you'd rather. Happy New Year, buddy!

Y'know Jag, I hope the view from your high horse was worth the climb. But I hope you're not accusing me of asking for this roll that I'm forced to play. I don't know why I'm a magnet for every crybaby that calls this board home. I don't know why BC decided to go all-of-a-sudden batshit, or why he directed the vast majority of it at me. But everyone seems to be in agreement that he did in fact go nutz, he clearly admitted to the drug use I suspected him of (mixed with Scotch, no less) and he seems to have managed to get himself perma-banned, which I have told the admins I'd like to see lifted.

And now there's this piece-of-shit Philbert. Once again, I wake up one day and there's some guy flailing away at me for no discernable reason. But unlike BC, who is a great person and who I consider a friend to this day, unlike Sammy who was capable of decent posts, this guy is the very definition of shitbag. 7 years on this board, look at his rep count. That's the respect he's gotten, because it's all the respect he deserves (I mean fuck, brodkill's got like 20x the points Philby has. What conclusion do you draw from this?). He's on the board for Asshat of the Year with 6 votes, and I didn't vote for him. I wasn't nominated at all. Look at his last 10, 20, 50 posts, look at my last 10, 20, 50 posts. Then factor in the douchebaggery I've had to contend with.

If you would have handled things differently, more power to you. But what you call the high road, I call uphill. And like I said in another thread, if you want me to sit here quietly with my hands folded and eat this guy's shit, send me money. I can take a steel-toed boot to the crotch if the paycheck is big enough. But I'm not taking this shit for free.

And maybe you should look on the bright side. Maybe if I wasn't the designated punching bag for the Legion of the Pathetic, maybe they'd be swinging at you. Maybe you'd be one more long-time member you throws his hands in the air and walks off, rather than put up with this crap. Maybe.

 

[Jagger69]

And now there's this piece-of-shit Philbert. Once again, I wake up one day and there's some guy flailing away at me for no discernable reason.

Ahhh...but see that's the thing. You are just as culpable as Philbert. You instigated this little particular tiff with this post you made earlier in this thread:

BTW, not being missed/noticed is still light-years above having only Philbert miss you. That is when you know you've truly hit rock bottom.

That's classic baiting, Mayhem. Philbert reacted to it (predictably) and you call it "flailing away for no discernable reason"?. Call it a "high horse" if you want....I call it reasonable behavior. Maybe it doesn't matter (likely) but please don't expect the inherent right to keep acting that way without others (in this case, me) making notice of it from time to time.

Please understand that I'm not taking sides here, believe me. I'm pretty sure that Philbert hates my guts.

Have a Happy New Year!

So....MP....which is it? Medellin or some Jersey icebox?

 

[Mayhem]

Again, he got this particular ball rolling, he wasn't even a blip on my radar screen before he did, he's been his pissy li'l bitch self towards me across a number of threads, and I will deal with him my own way. If I know I'm going to get hit anyway, I'm going to hit first. On the internet, off the internet, I run at my enemies, not away from them. He can call this off anytime he wants. We can hit the reset button anytime he wants. Until he does, this is how it's going to be. And out of everyone remembered and long forgotten, who thought they could step on my neck, here I am, where are they?

Have a Happy New Year.

 

[assari]

You're like clubbing a baby seal - you're feeble, defenseless, clueless and pathetic.

^

That sentence was like a poem.

 

[Philbert]

Sounds so pathetic, Mayhem has designated himself site martyr...
Your scrambled perception of things needs no reality, you chase me around and annoy me with silly claims and then point out how I came from the darkness and attacked you.
Delirium Tremens ...whatever it's called for alkies who have loss of reality chemically induced.
My rep...which you have often claimed is meaningless except , obviously , to you, was at 39,000,000 before the reset, and after an almost 2 year hiatus is growing at a normal rate...which supposedly isn't important.
Where did you get appointed site monitor? I mean, where in this actual reality did it happen? I know in your confusion is impossible for you to keep anything relevant or consistent, but since you lost any form of self respect a while ago what exactly are you defending or fighting for? You lie, change reality as it suits you, troll at random, and claim knighthood while drooling uncontrollably.
When you actually do "trounce" me in a coherent argument I'll concede your victory...but as a dipshit you are perhaps a lot better than most.
Your refusal to see your loss of ability to function rationally, or accept constructive criticism, is pathetic and the worst level a man (or pussy, depends at what level your descent into darkness stops ) can exist at.
Those too dumb to see the Hell they live in are destined to remain at the same level til the end...your kind of Hell is being smart enough to reach levels as low as the previous high ones.
In other words, smart enough to get really stupid. You're pretty much there.
You are embarrassing yourself, but don't see it at all.
Cool...you haven't noticed at all that the effect you have on me is to sidetrack me from a discussion to make you all upset...then I go back to discussing in threads as usual.
Your efforts are not very effective, and you are getting all upset for little reward.
As is the usual reward for a troll.:troll2:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I, for one, am glad meester is back.

:wave:

And now I'm thinking of starting a "bring back Blue Countach" thread, but I'd likely be accused of making a cool thread about cool dudes, or some shit like that.

 

[Philbert]

I, for one, am glad meester is back.

:wave:

True...one can never have enough Holocaust Denial posts on a discussion site...Will E. can't back up Tila "Crazy Ho" Tequila all by hisself...
:tinhat:

 

[feller469]

Welcome back MP. Now if you weren't here and weren't attending any committee meetings, where the hell were you?