Music Festivals

[paymeones]

Anyone going to any this year? I'm going to my first this summer anyone have any advice?

Are there hot girls looking for some fun at these things? I'm actually trying to get laid for the first time :crying:

 

[gunslingingbird]

I've worked MANY summer festivals in my time. Ozzfest, Lollapalooza, Download Fest, Mayhem, Warped Tour, Outside Lands, countless blues, soul, and jazz festivals, radio station festivals, and many, many others. One thing I advise you to do is to bring a bucket of sunscreen and a barrel of water. In the 10 years I've been doing summer festivals I would say that 85% of the people that have needed Rock Med have been cases of sun stroke and heat exhaustion. Also, it might sound counterintuitive at a concert, but stay away from alcoholic drinks. Alcohol dehydrates you, and if you're gonna spend hours under the blazing summer sun, that's the last thing you want.

 

[Johan]

I'll be at the Soniphere on July 8th and 9th and at Wacken on August 4th, 5th and 6th :banger:

 

[Mr_Balls]

More titties at music festivals.
Fuuuck Yes

 

[tiger1977]

I went to SXSW earlier this year. I'll be going to Warren Haynes festival in Asheville, NC in December as well.

 

[ralph furley]

nothing will ever top the first ozzfest

 

[BlueBalls]

As many hallucinogens as you can afford, is basically all you'll really need. Take as much as you can without throwing up, give it a little while for the cocktail to properly kick in and then ... get funky. You'll walk around the site for a few days completely naked. Befriend all the hippies who'll use their face paint to paint your penis green and then, you'll wake up in a corn field, dehydrated, sunburnt from head to toe, with absolutely no knowledge of how you got there or any of your activities the two days prior.

You may also have a family of mice, nesting in your anus. But we'll wait and see on that.

 

[gunslingingbird]

As many hallucinogens as you can afford, is basically all you'll really need. Take as much as you can without throwing up, give it a little while for the cocktail to properly kick in and then ... get funky. You'll walk around the site for a few days completely naked. Befriend all the hippies who'll use their face paint to paint your penis green and then, you'll wake up in a corn field, dehydrated, sunburnt from head to toe, with absolutely no knowledge of how you got there or any of your activities the two days prior.

You may also have a family of mice, nesting in your anus. But we'll wait and see on that.

Let me guess: Glastonbury 2006. You showed up not knowing the festival had been canceled, and decided to have a little fun anyway. Then things went awry. Does that sound about right?

 

[freeoneskutti]

As many hallucinogens as you can afford, is basically all you'll really need. Take as much as you can without throwing up, give it a little while for the cocktail to properly kick in and then ... get funky. You'll walk around the site for a few days completely naked. Befriend all the hippies who'll use their face paint to paint your penis green and then, you'll wake up in a corn field, dehydrated, sunburnt from head to toe, with absolutely no knowledge of how you got there or any of your activities the two days prior.

You may also have a family of mice, nesting in your anus. But we'll wait and see on that.

Dude!! Rep for that!!!

Now we know why they call you blue ballz!!!