Music to masturbate to?

[mrtrebus]

Influenced by the Dragonforce thread, what music assaults your eardrums as you're assaulting your meatstick?
If I want an angry wank its Peaches' Fuck The Pain away or Harder by Saboteur & Chloe Nicole off the Porn To Rock Album. If I want a slow more mellow mournful orgasm I put on Adagio For Strings.:hatsoff:

 

[Eric Lindros]

DJ Porny-Me so horney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-PrxQ1q4zQ

No, just kidding.:rofl:

Aerosmith-Love in a elevator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4u5om4xihU

 

[tunsty]

Barry White gets me in the mood...






He hasn't come round lately though...:angels:

 

[gunslingingbird]

GWAR usually sets a nice mellow mood for me.

 

[Spleen]

GWAR usually sets a nice mellow mood for me.

What a huge coincidence, I'm wearing a GWAR t-shirt as we speak!

I'm not masturbating to it though. But I will. It is friday after all.

 

[BlueBalls]

Hanson

 

[METAL HEAD]

Behemoth

 

[gunslingingbird]

What a huge coincidence, I'm wearing a GWAR t-shirt as we speak!

I'm not masturbating to it though. But I will. It is friday after all.

Well, when you're burping the worm later with your GWAR t-shirt on, just think of me. I'll feel special.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I absolutely love music, but uh...it doesn't make my dick hard, so I don't throw on an album when I plan to stroke one out. Plus, the last thing I want is Steven Tyler screaming "DUUUUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAAAADY" into my fucking ear while I'm trying to squeeze out some homemade erectoplasm.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I absolutely love music, but uh...it doesn't make my dick hard, so I don't throw on an album when I plan to stroke one out. Plus, the last thing I want is Steven Tyler screaming "DUUUUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAAAADY" into my fucking ear while I'm trying to squeeze out some homemade erectoplasm.

I have the perfect solution for your dilemma! Try listening to Sabbath! You'll hear Ozzy screaming something into your fucking ear, but, since it's Ozzy, what he's saying will be completely undiscernible! No need to worry about him screaming about dudes looking like ladies, or about bunny rabbits and rainbows! Problem solved! :hatsoff:

 

[BlueBalls]

As ive made my obligatory joke for the day, I have to ask why would anyone want to listen to music whilst they wank. I mean its fine to have some music on whilst you have someone else with them, you know so you dont wake the neighbours. But if your watching porn of looking at a magazine etc, etc, etc. Wouldnt the added extra distraction be off putting. Like Chef said no matter how good the song is and no matter how much you like the band/artist.......that is neither the time or the place to listen to it.

You have to be in the right mindset, otherwise you become mister droopy and you start doing things like this to keep going. http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=2543851&postcount=1

 

[mrtrebus]

So you never have music on when having sex?

 

[BlueBalls]

As ive made my obligatory joke for the day, I have to ask why would anyone want to listen to music whilst they wank. I mean its fine to have some music on whilst you have someone else with them, you know so you dont wake the neighbours. But if your watching porn of looking at a magazine etc, etc, etc. Wouldnt the added extra distraction be off putting. Like Chef said no matter how good the song is and no matter how much you like the band/artist.......that is neither the time or the place to listen to it.

You have to be in the right mindset, otherwise you become mister droopy and you start doing things like this to keep going. http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=2543851&postcount=1

So you never have music on when having sex?

Maybe it was hard to see :hatsoff:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Maybe it was hard to see :hatsoff:

:1orglaugh Must be your accent.

 

[ChefChiTown]

If we're talking about music during sex, it's a completely different story.

I like to put on the High School Musical soundtrack when I'm having sex. Mostly because the girls I have sex with are only...eeeh, I probably shouldn't finish that joke, should I?

 

[gunslingingbird]

If we're talking about music during sex, it's a completely different story.

I like to put on the High School Musical soundtrack when I'm having sex. Mostly because the girls I have sex with are only...eeeh, I probably shouldn't finish that joke, should I?

4'10"? :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

:1orglaugh Must be your accent.

Although we are from the same place. Maybe he's South London and Im North :dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Although we are from the same place. Maybe he's South London and Im North :dunno:

You have different accents within the same city?

 

[BlueBalls]

You have different accents within the same city?

Okay im not bringing my A game today . Although there could be an argument for yes to your question and you could say there are different accents in the East (obviously) and West London.

 

[Torre82]

You have different accents within the same city?

:oints to New York, Chicago, and then Boca Raton::

So do weee! Granted, some of those accents dont have a green card.