my cock hurts after jelqing

[lovecock]

i've done this 70 times this week already and now it hurts and looks a funny colour.
on a happier note i'm off to a scat party this evening :nanner:

 

[siffert]

:eek:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Goddamn! Who lifted the ban?

 

[lovecock]

i am pleased to be welcomed back here. i love you all

 

[Ainttalkinlove]

 

[busenbust]

OMG!! God help us all! Amen ray:

 

[Boothbabe]

i love you all

I think I speak for everyone when I say the feeling isn't mutual :1orglaugh

 

[Skyraider22]

So this is what I clicked on

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Baconsalt?

 

[the_searcher]

Oh no shit?
My asshole is inflamed from severe autoerotic flatulence, and I'm going to a club where people wee on each other this evening! What a small world.

 

[Jagger69]

Baconsalt?

:rofl:

 

[Legzman]

what the fuck is jelqing???

 

[busenbust]

:rofl: This is complete and utter madness!!! Anyhow, if it hurts, maybe cut it off??? :rofl:

 

[the_searcher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiJ1rQ17iYw

:spump::spump::spump::spump::spump::spump::spump:

 

[siffert]

what the fuck is jelqing???

stretching your cocker by wrapping it around a stick. or something.

 

[usmc071984]

what the hell is jelqing?

 

[Gomorra]

stretching your cocker by wrapping it around a stick. or something.

lol..No

Jelqing is a series of cock exercise that extend length and increase girth. It's a safe way to permanently increase your man business. I did read about a world record 6in penis extension surgery that worked with no flaws. :glugglug:

 

[24788]

I really don't want anything to do with this thread, so I'll just smile and walk away now.

*runs*

 

[sp00ner77]

Not this shiii. . . . . . uhhhhhhh . . . garbage again. :crash:

 

[Jeep!]

When you say 'funny colour', are talking funny haha or funny peculiar? Cause I think this thread could do with a laugh.