My cock is hard... what should I do?

[rizwano]

go and meet Ava Devine. she would be glad to entertain you

 

[Tittyman5000]

Take two Viagra and drink a couple shots of whiskey, Ive even heard oysters do the trick!
You'll be flaccid in no time

 

[pete rose]

quick! think of your mother!

 

[meesterperfect]

quick! think of your mother!

dude that's sick! If Patton was alive he'd slap your face.

 

[STDiva]

The women in my neighborhood are better looking than you're American scum.

Quit hijacking threads!!!!

 

[Icewater Jones]

Go watch a Bulls game and jerk off!

Chicago Bulls game + gigantic BLT + stroking off to a SpexyAshleigh private cam session = unquestioned epic win on most nights, but...

I could sit on you if you like.

...this seems to be the best remedy overall.







BTW: Special shout out to Spexy...




hey baby!

 

[Johan]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4IqAMwAGn1w/TUiVb2aKA9I/AAAAAAAAbUw/bidblMvDrhY/s400/self-masturbation.jpg

 

[ThatRedWing]

This is why you shouldn't over-cook chicken. Besides the hens are better anyhow.

 

[Red Spyder]

Dude, it's been way over four hours, you should have left to the ER a long time ago :eek:

 

[tiger1977]

Put your balls in a blender???

 

[JayJohn85]

Tickle it until it chokes

 

[Skankfunk]

use a hammer

 

[TheOrangeCat]

slam it in a door a few times.

 

[PirateKing]

Dip it in boiling grease.

 

[ChuckFaze]

That dude in the movie American Pie stuck it in one of those cross pattern crust Pies. Cherry, was it? So, there's an idea. :rofl2:

 

[Shifty]

http://menshealth.about.com/od/diseasesconditions/a/priapism.htm

 

[D-rock]

Let me guess, you keep having problems with morning wood? :1orglaugh

 

[pete rose]

dude that's sick! If Patton was alive he'd slap your face.

he'd probably still be dead as fuck by now XD

 

[John_8581]

Does that mean your chickens are soft?

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Cut it off and mail it to dirk.