My Dick

[Mr_Balls]

I have been eating a lot of oatmeal lately,
and it's making my dick smell good.

 

[gunslingingbird]

:ban:

 

[Mr_Balls]

:dunno:

 

[grower_boy]

Are you talking about the actual skin lollipop, or what comes out of it?

I heard that drinking Chocolate milk can make your cum taste good.

 

[Mr_Balls]

I am talking about sweat and the skin.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

:ban:

Can't you just ban him yourself if you are a mod

Just saying

 

[grower_boy]

If gloyster hasn't been banned, then there is no way thaat Mr. Balls can be banned.

He's fucking hilarious. :1orglaugh

 

[Henrik Larsson]

If gloyster hasn't been banned, then there is no way thaat Mr. Balls can be banned.

He's fucking hilarious. :1orglaugh

Even though Gloyster posts the weirdest threads ever and seems to have a very very weird sense of humour, he hasnt really done anything to be banned that i can think of. I think most people just ignore his posts anyway, most of them are just nonsense

 

[Mr_Balls]

Yeah, we are cool as fuck

 

[gunslingingbird]

I heard that drinking Chocolate milk can make your cum taste good.

Try pineapple.

 

[Mr_Balls]

The secret to pineapple is to eat it with someone,
and while she isn't looking rub some of the
juice on your crotch.

 

[luis1972]

:ban::dunno::dunno::dunno::ban:

 

[Legzman]

aren't you a flexible one?

 

[316sherm]

BaconSalt?

 

[grower_boy]

What exactly is BaconSalt? I still haven't figured it out.

 

[gunslingingbird]

What exactly is BaconSalt? I still haven't figured it out.

Shame on you. You need to familiarize yourself with this Freeones legend sooner rather than later.

http://board.freeones.com/search.php?searchid=45085216

 

[StanScratch]

Every morning, I do several sit ups naked simply so I can get several huge whiffs of my cock and my balls. It is an exhilarating experience that makes the rest of the day go quite smoothly. Things that make it smell good include strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, peaches, tomatoes and celery.
Things that make it smell bad include hot wings, garlic, strong onion, being nestled in dirk's ass the night before, a lot of bacon, and cheeseburgers.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

 

[Henrik Larsson]

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

^^
Future rap star right here

 

[Straight Shooter]

Are you talking about the actual skin lollipop, or what comes out of it?

I heard that drinking chocolate milk can make your cum taste good.

Nope. Fruit, particularly pineapple will make it taste better. I drink pineapple juice everyday,not for this reason, and I've gotten some good feedback from the girls that my jizz tastes pretty good.