My favorite things

[GregCentauro]

What gets you off?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into Springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into Springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

 

[GregCentauro]

^^ I take that as "fisted shemales"

otherwise you'll be buggered by Long-Dong-BlueBalls

 

[gunslingingbird]

^^ I take that as "fisted shemales"

otherwise you'll be buggered by Long-Dong-BlueBalls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irhroQ14Ufo

 

[JakeSnake]

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[Hypergalaxy]

Trolls are so much fun

:ban:

 

[tiger1977]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into Springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into Springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

This is exactly what came to mind when I read this as well.

 

[Skyraider22]

Cream-colored ponies and crisp Apple strudels:lovecoupl Yeah I said it:yesyes:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into Springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into Springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

so, Julie Andrews sang this song at her 69th birthday at a performance in Manhattans Radio City Music Hall to benefit the AARP, but she changed the lyrics to this:


Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things..

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

 

[StanScratch]

Seventy-Six bones.





Oh...wait...that was trombones.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Seventy-Six bones.





Oh...wait...that was trombones.

Were they... rusty, by any Chance?

 

[busenbust]

Guns!! And Rep points.

 

[ezteban]

Guns!! And Rep points.

:nono: No guns for me ! But rep points why not !:1orglaugh

 

[busenbust]

^I am just getting into Guns. I wanna make it a hobby.

And, I would reciprocate, but I can't This is really bloody annoying; I've been unable to rep you, and other folk, for ages. Ridiculous!!! MODS, sort it out!!!

 

[ezteban]

^I am just getting into Guns. I wanna make it a hobby.

And, I would reciprocate, but I can't This is really bloody annoying; I've been unable to rep you, and other folk, for ages. Ridiculous!!! MODS, sort it out!!!

What ?! It sucks ! What sin did you do to be punished ?

 

[busenbust]

^^Er, adore big tits :shy:

 

[ezteban]

^^Er, adore big tits :shy:

It's not a sin ! It's a good thing to adore big tits !:1orglaugh

 

[busenbust]

^Evidently, some folk here think otherwise

 

[JacknCoke]

Shooting geese with 76 trombones, while fisting she-males, on the back of my cream colored pony, and jingling their sleigh bells.

What?

 

[tjay]

76 trombones sound good.